Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how it looks every day. FML
Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, my house got broken into for the third time. The nice police officer said that if I didn't want my house to keep being robbed I should, "Fix the place up so it doesn't look like a crummy vacant building." FML
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lenamartinovic 13
Report him
YaboyVinnie 21
When things get personal, cops are the biggest assholes, just because they have the power to be. Better report that dude.
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Comments (151)
lenamartinovic 13
Report him
pinkdino911 9
Yes, report him, then request another officer to come out because of a conflict of interest.
shan88 14
Completely agree
MidnaLink 35
Oh HAYEELLL YES!
Bright_Lights 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's a small world...
ICastillo 25
It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small,small world. Oh sorry I thought we were singing the song....
BulldogHoops 14
False. The world is the biggest thing on earth.
Pleonasm 36
False. The world isn't ON earth.
LO388 7
66 - Next to Ben Affleck's ego, that is.
j_cat187 20
False, reality is undefined, therefore it doesn't exist.
suboy 10
66. Your avi goes perfectly with your comment. Lol
MyNameIsViet 15
False, chuck norrises penis is bigger than the world.
YaboyVinnie 21
When things get personal, cops are the biggest assholes, just because they have the power to be. Better report that dude.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
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Everyone is saying report this guy. 1 bad report won't do a damn thing to the cop, and it'll probably secure the fact that he's not getting his stuff back. I'd call 911 again and specifically ask for a different officer to come down.
evilplatypus 39
72 - You don't know whether or not reporting him will do anything. Perhaps he's got a running record of being unprofessional, in which case this could be the straw that broke the camel's back. Or perhaps his supervisor is actually a decent person and does his job, he'll see that officer a$$hole gets his just deserts.
TML329 14
Im usually the first to defend cops but in this case I completely agree
mikepzz 27
I think there's people you can report that to..
iOceanus 18
There're*
lidget 5
In this case it would be preferable to just say "there are" and avoid the awkward contraction altogether.
DogsPaw 16
Never seen There're before.
gc327072 31
88- I see what you did there're're're.
ICastillo 25
That's messed up. I hope you beat his ass and got the girl. You should have told him no but I ransacked that girl from you.
Ugi 27
If the cop had won over the girl, why would he be so bitter now? I reckon you're right.
gc327072 31
"Oh yea I remember her! I ransacked her gooood."
mboehm88 3
Hope that girl was worth it! See if you can get another cop out there that isn't a ********.
alfred07 18
Report him and speak to another Cop.
Jonah171 12
Wtf is with all these stories of cops doing such petty shit on this site. Cops are supposed to be more mature than that.
Allornone 35
While ideally, cops should be above that kind of pettiness, at least when they're on the job, cops are people. And some people are just immature asshats. This one seems to fall into that category
Pleonasm 36
EVERYONE does petty shit on this site, and as said cops are some of those people, just like some of those people are in all different work sectors.
cannonman1863 17
Because this site just wouldn't work with out the stories of people doing petty shit.
pedosmurf 7
You're not gunnar hear about a cop letting someone off with a warning, it's FML not ILML.
Yodelmeister 18
Power is a hell of a drug. It's really interesting; you should look into the psychology behind power and what it does to people. Combine that with the relatively low requirements to be a police officer and it's just inevitable.
cgchamp89 7
132, wait, who is uneducated? Because I'm pretty sure that was a rather uneducated statement you just made. Some departments require a bachelors, and most require an associates. While the schooling isn't there in other departments, the on the job training is at least 6 months, and that's not including the police academy -- both of which I doubt you could ever pass. Don't discredit the officers that do their jobs because of a few bad seeds. Thank you.
beautifulbeau 4
That man has issues if he's still holding a grudge from high school.
ICastillo 25
Maybe she was as pretty as you ahh see what I did there, but really maybe the cop thought the girl was the love of his life or the one.
Fasterkill 6
Then he's an idiot. And still has issues.
snowfox_fml 10
Some people like abusing their power. Report that immature prick and then we will see how long he holds that grudge.
Cian_1 28
Probably for a lot longer, I imagine!
Yodelmeister 18
97 - Just wanted to let you know I was going for the thumbs up on your comment and my finger slipped, so consider that you have 2 more thumbs up.