Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
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Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
Today, I realized I have to ask my husband if he’s brushed his teeth for the day the same way I have to ask our 5, 7 and 8 year-old children. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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ajmacrae 5
A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.
ikickgingers 15
Sexual rewards?
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Comments (156)
ikickgingers 15
Sexual rewards?
carlovr435 10
They better be brushing teeth is hard work.
widder 0
Piss in a cup and pour jusssssst a little piss in all his food until he learns his lesson.
Epic_Fail911 15
*******
fatgirllovesfml 0
Or you can tell him that you will dumb him if he doesn't start brushing his teeth because its freaking disgusting....
dsbs 9
Op be careful not to dislocate your jaw while doing them
Keyman1212 14
Maybe a piece of candy, so his teeth will rot faster.
thisisafunnyname 12
I'm pretty sure stickers would work better
DrDilllonReese 12
Or have a little magazine filled with different rewards, each with different values. Like when we had fundraisers in elementary school :D
welandedonthemoo 5
Dumb? Dump
MrKlutch 1
19 FAIL
Snowstar 0
69 thumbs up? XD That's awesome.
Theclarksondales 8
What Kind of rewards ?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Food rewards :D
MyChemical_fml 0
KILLSTREAK REWARDS.
somewizdom 15
For every time he brushes his teeth, remove one hair of your moustache. That should be rewarding enough.
indielove 13
BJ rewards. Let's just hope that OP doesn't get a dislocated jaw.
norskchic 9
Candy! :D
ajmacrae 5
A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.
Niicky_fml 20
He'll brush his teeth 30 times everyday. That system could go very bad
CryMoreFMLs 15
Limit of 2 brushes a day, and can only trade in stars once a day.
SadinSherman 16
You could limit the points you get in a day
bitchslapped22 14
She needs to make sure she doesn't break her jaw
sakforduc 0
Hell 30 brushes would only get him 3 bjs. With a reward system like that I would brush minimum 50 times a day lol I'd be brushing while getting a bj lol
belkinbra 12
I think he is smart for not brushing his teeth. I would not want to throw up a cockroach either.
ATSViper 15
Lol, brushing during a bj would be funny to see.
sieera00 8
WOW....
sieera00 8
No it's just WOW
Chrispywind 0
Brushing your teeth is a hard commitment, lay off him alright
ragzilla 0
it isn't.
skata 4
it was obviously sarcastic
Bbhd05 0
Instead of reward she could dump him, probably her best option.. 61 thanks for bringing some common sense into the mix.
ant1078 7
Tell him his teeth will rot n fall off....Bam!
alival 12
I hope they work!
JoeLouisBomber 9
You let him eat you out with that mouth of his?
peacefully84 19
I had to make my ex husband brush his teeth before sex. It was the only time he'd do it.
mk58 31
And that's the reason he's an ex-husband.
julia_lynn 21
Yup, same thing with my ex-husband, and even then he'd spend all of 10 seconds brushing. Ugh.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I wouldn't even marry someone who had such horrible hygiene. Gross.
hnz 13
Gross! Ask him to man up