Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
Today, I realized I have to ask my husband if he’s brushed his teeth for the day the same way I have to ask our 5, 7 and 8 year-old children. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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ajmacrae 5
A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.
ikickgingers 15
Sexual rewards?
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Comments (156)
johncrb 6
I think you need a new more mature boyfriend
itouchuser77 8
Yeah it's called rewarding him with you staying as his girlfriend even though he is disgusting
ComplexChris 3
And your with him...says a lot about you?!
RA661 8
And why are you still with this guy? He's not a 6 yr old child. Leave the idiot, otherwise you're both idiots and deserve each other.
iftheglovefits 0
Eww. I'm 13 and I brush my teeth twice a day, without being told, yet he needs incentives?
Salkadi 9
Yeah the reward is called, he brushes his teeth or you leave his disgusting ass-breath
diann89 0
I dont think you should be in a relationship with someone who doesn't brush their teeth
stacianichole 2
See, in relationships people must learn to tolerate each other when things the other does might be bothersome. The guy might be incredibly interesting, sweet, intelligent and funny. Hell, maybe he's even a good provider and reliable partner! So calling it quits over a bad habit seems unfair, dontchathink?
hateevryone 15
you're dating a kid
mistydabrat 8
Really? Not worth it...move on.
hannahhaddad 0
Same here