Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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Today, I realized I have to ask my husband if he’s brushed his teeth for the day the same way I have to ask our 5, 7 and 8 year-old children. FML
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Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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ajmacrae 5
A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.
ikickgingers 15
Sexual rewards?
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Comments (156)
jcortez91 8
that's just wrong lol
sneakymcpothead 0
That's ******* disgusting !!
KiddNYC1O 22
I'd think twice before letting him stick his tongue down my throat, if I were you.
firemedic919 0
can you say next. grow up and go **** a new one
JiggyBoo123 11
LOL. Maybe Boyfriend here is the OP from the other FML, the one who barfed up a cockroach while brushing? HAHA!
theroustons 6
That's ******* Nasty........ How would u kiss him...... Why doesn't he just brush his teeth....u should slap him in the face and say "brush your teeth bitch"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
syki 22
Forget rewards, OP. Just push him down south every night. He'll want to brush his teeth then.
perdix 31
Find someone new. Do you really want to be with a guy who will be in full dentures by age 30? Maybe having your nipples gummed is sexy, but that toothless look is a real turn-off.
vallie97 0
He's definitely a keeper.
iilovecokee 6
Ew. Next thing you know he'll be calling you over to wipe his ass.