Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
Today, I realized I have to ask my husband if he’s brushed his teeth for the day the same way I have to ask our 5, 7 and 8 year-old children. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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ajmacrae 5
A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.
ikickgingers 15
Sexual rewards?
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Comments (156)
lillibug93 0
Tell him you won't kiss him unless he brushed twice a day.
lilcc86 0
Gross. You kiss him when he can't keep himself clean?
JinxosGirl87 0
I'm sure the pain he will suffer from cavities, root canals, and pulled teeth will get him off his lazy ass and brush.
AzWolf 5
Kick him to the curb! He's disgusting and unless you are into foul smelling people with halitosis, find someone clean.
HappyPickles 11
... Today we had to come up with a reward system for this girl we know to dump her childish and unhygenic BF FML.
lulzmylife 4
YDI for dating a manchild. Kick him to the curb and get some standards!
theressarina 2
If that's his hygiene, why are you with him in the first place?
brendanb33 5
some people shouldn't breed.
fmllmftml 0
Hey whatever it takes.... ;)
julia_lynn 21
OP, DTMFA. It's only going to get worse. And honestly, if he isn't brushing his teeth already, god knows what other hygiene-related matters he's also skipping over.