Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
Today, I realized I have to ask my husband if he’s brushed his teeth for the day the same way I have to ask our 5, 7 and 8 year-old children. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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ajmacrae 5
A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.
ikickgingers 15
Sexual rewards?
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Comments (156)
melkor_the_fox 0
Wish someone would do that for me :(
SnailJamsss 6
You'd be surprised of how many people don't brush their teeth. It's so disgusting.
SilverTears622 4
Argh I fight with my 24 yr old husband all the time about that too!
aznbabeelicious 5
No worries, my husband is 27 and doesn't brush his teeths or shower ever!
YeaSo3 14
nooooo fyl for going with that nasty bastard!!!
lithiafaith 0
Well my friends bf won't brush at all ever so at least he does
PotatoBlankey39 2
disgusting... Dump his ass.
satph 12
LOL maybe he'll throw up cockroaches like the next poster.
raphdragon02 8
no rewards for flossing?
kareltje 17
"Brush your ******* teeth, Mr Badbreath, or you're history." I'm sure that's all it requires. Or then... I have a better idea: Eat salad, make sure there's a lot of lettuce and green stuff stuck all over your teeth. Smile seductively at him and go for the big french kiss. If he makes a comment about it, tell him that you are equally uneasy about keeping on eating HIS yesterday's dinner. If he doesn't get the hint then he's not worth keeping around.
raphdragon02 8
I'd say go for beans and garlic instead of salad.