Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
Today, I realized I have to ask my husband if he’s brushed his teeth for the day the same way I have to ask our 5, 7 and 8 year-old children. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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ajmacrae 5
A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.
ikickgingers 15
Sexual rewards?
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Comments (156)
cristalduhh 5
how sad. I have to do the same wtf is their problem.
SlaggsYo 0
Give him demerits if he dnt lol
leadman1989 16
Little golden stars... yay. When he gets four he get a bj. If he brushes everyday that like one a week and like a MILLION A YEAR!!!! luckiest guy ever!!! sarcasm
underguarded 20
He sounds like a good family man...
oliviaselina 0
That's disgusting.
lilly98ish 4
Ummm yeah that would be over I would be like ew Ur gross ba bye
missbliss907 4
Sounds like you need to stop playing games with little boys and get a real man.... Just saying
Okayitwasme 0
Get some nice pictures of teeth smiling people and put them everywhere. When he's asleep whisper to him....." Brush your teeth , or they will fall out." Next morning before he wakes up, remove the pics & put up pictures of toothless people and dentures in the same places.
My_Nightmare 19
Thaaaaat's pretty gross. Do you have a reward system set up so that he'll shower as well?
Steve95401 49
Yet another FML story of a woman dating an overaged adolescent. OP needs a boyfriend who is a man, not a boy.