Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom just handed me a book called "100 Ways To Motivate Yourself." FML
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML
Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
ED much?
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
You OK mom?
Today, I woke up in a good mood, and I excitedly shared with my mom that I was in a "wonderful mood." Her response was to yell at me because she’s "had it with my fucking sarcasm." She refuses to believe I wasn’t being sarcastic. Day ruined. FML
Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML
Thanks for the support!
Today, I told my mom that I struggle with depression. She then told me that she thinks that I always seem to suck the life out of a room. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Successfully living with screwed up people? Isn't that by doctor Phil?
mozeltov 7
Hey now, everyone is screwed up in their own little way
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Comments (58)
DooleyFTW 17
Let's hope it was a gift for you op!
gurly98 13
Wow
Ch0sen 13
I wouldn't think so, considering how OP names him/herself "screwedupkid".
ClassyCommando 13
Come to think of it, "living unsuccessfully" sounds like a fantastic euphemism to use instead of "dead".
ttttttyyy 0
That's a screwed up gift! XD
mozeltov 7
Hey now, everyone is screwed up in their own little way
saksxalmo 20
#2, I agree. If there really were a book like that that also worked, I would probably recommend it to everyone. :P
MichellinMan 20
yep, especially me.
wadevader 6
Sooooo true!
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Successfully living with screwed up people? Isn't that by doctor Phil?
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Living Successfully*
billyme 4
I'm not sure, but it's definitely a great book. Seriously.
yolo95 5
my mother has it too...
keven501 12
I love that book!
kat2812 1
so do I!!! I got it when my sister moved in with me. it actually has some pretty good tips on how to deal with the crazies in your life.
jillianmathers12 13
I need that book! My family is so messed up!
Cad6 24
There are 2 possibilities. Your mom bought the book because of you, or your dad. It's a 50/50 chance.
FMLsAreAwesome 0
OP could have siblings...
Cad6 24
True, but OP wrote this as an FML, so a more likely scenario would be that he is an only child, because he immediately made the assumption that his mom brought it for him, and probably assumed that it's not his dad.
jillianmathers12 13
You don't say?
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
9 Nicolas Cage FTW
enchi999 8
Bitch thing for your mom to say :l
Ch0sen 13
Hey now, most mothers get much less credit than they should for what they have to put up with.
notsorandomguy 18
16 - No. I'm sorry but no. A mother decides to have a baby, and that comes with all those responsibilities, of which she is aware beforehand. Now, I'm not saying children or teenagers can't be a pain. I'm just saying there's often no real credit to be given, only criticisms except for exceptional people, because whatever happens is a predictable consequence of their own choice.
kat2812 1
31, do you have any children? well, you are absolutely correct about women choosing to hav babies. however NOTHING can completely prepare you for everything that comes with having a baby, not baby sitting, not watching your sister raise her baby, NOTHING. mothers do deal with a lot that they never even considered they would have to deal with. I agree that moms aren't given enough credit, but more for what they do. saying they don't get enough credit for what the put up with makes it sound like having kids is a constant burden. I think any mom would say that even if they have to "put up with" a lot, it is well worth it in exchange for having a child that you love, not just any love, it is a love you never experienced before.
maosquare 18
31 - Your comment seems to suggest that the child will turn out in the exact way the parents intend them to be. By saying that, you seem to assume that all children have no free will for they will turn out exactly as their parents have planned. Actually, in most circumstances, whatever happens in life is not a predictable consequence of their own choice. I can be the most loving and caring parent on earth but my child can still turn out to be less than desirable.
mjoyn98 1
Uh. Where can I buy this? Right now I'm living UNsuccesfully with screwed up people..
PuffDaddy395 3
I wouldn't be surprised if my mom wrote that book...
Pentium_4 27
The cool thing about family is, even if you're screwed up, they still love you!