Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
Today, I realized I have to ask my husband if he’s brushed his teeth for the day the same way I have to ask our 5, 7 and 8 year-old children. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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ajmacrae 5
A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.
ikickgingers 15
Sexual rewards?
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Comments (156)
ohSNAPyall 27
Bloody depressing. If he won't take care of himself, how will he treat you?
Awnonymous 4
Brushing every day is overrated. Just get rid of the grime with whatever and it's all good. Barely anyone I know brushes every day, it's just a touchy subject and no one wants to admit it because they are afraid of people looking down on them. They wouldn't admit to wearing the same underwear for two days or not showering every day either, stuff everyone does. And before you object saying that you don't do either of these things; shut the **** up, bitch. This is my house.
jgonz024 3
is the reward a "happy ending"
hannahb19993 0
tell him he is allowed to kiss you if he brushes his teeth.. otherwise he gets nada
lizliz23 0
cut him off from sex
hyden121 2
Maybe he's just really smart depending on the rewards...
DaveMatthewsBand 4
Just be careful...he might gag up cockroaches like that other FML.
rsandroyo 0
That's effin gross dump his ass
KimmiAndRonny_fml 2
You need to dump that looser! Not taking care of his personal hygiene shows a scary lack of responsibility and maturity. Don't reward him for doing something he should do anyways. My 6 year old niece knows to brush her teeth by herself every day for god's sake! Didn't your boyfriend's mom teach him to brush?
ZachG911 0
Who has time for that shit I haven't brushed my teeth in 5 years