Today, and every other day for the past week and a half, I have added a new step to my nightly routine: violently throwing up, just before bed. Fuck you, gallbladder. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, just like every morning, I had to make myself throw up all the acid in my stomach just to make room for a little bit of food. No doctor can fix my problem, and my family still thinks I’m doing it to lose weight. FML
Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I found out that I might need to get my gallbladder removed, due to the rapid weight loss I've had since having a gastric balloon put in. This is on top of all the nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and cramping so bad it feels like I'm constantly being stabbed. I'm only 2 months in, with another 2 months to go. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
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MidnaLink 35
You PROBABLY should see a Doctor if you haven't already. Probably.
Hangryko 32
I'm so sorry. See a docor ASAP. Time to remove it.
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MidnaLink 35
You PROBABLY should see a Doctor if you haven't already. Probably.
Hangryko 32
I'm so sorry. See a docor ASAP. Time to remove it.
tiptoppc 21
Ooh… feel sorrow for you. Years ago, I had this issue every morning (I’m a guy, so only could be pregnant with a poo baby), but I puked so bad, bile came up. Yes, get checked, but if you don’t, you could end having worse problems (like me) where you get infections in throat, ears or nose. And don’t wait to get checked. This could also be something like stomach or intestinal cancer. They never figured out mine, but I eventually found a way to manage it, but if it’s suddenly happening to you, it could be deadly.