Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
Today, I realized I have to ask my husband if he’s brushed his teeth for the day the same way I have to ask our 5, 7 and 8 year-old children. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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ajmacrae 5
A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.
ikickgingers 15
Sexual rewards?
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Comments (156)
chronick89 5
I like #3's idea
leogirl95 12
That's ******* gross
fuckhaley 7
He gets a ******* when he brushes his teeth. That will also help your teeth!
SirWTF 10
1 point for every brush, 2 points for flossing. Tell him you'll give a bj at 10 points and you'll never see teeth cleaner than his ;)
marpay 11
Anyone who doesn't value their partner enough to keep up their personal hygiene routine should be single.
Egnar 19
Correction, anyone who doesn't value themselves enough to keep up their personal hygiene and health should be single.
marpay 11
Egnar you are right. Although some people get into the phase where "I already got them so I don't have to do upkeep anymore". That is when a relationship dies because if you don't care about yourself how can you expect someone else to.
yaneliz1994 16
Shouldn't he brush them anyways?
ShyAnn29 15
That's just gross to not brush your teeth everyday! It always baffles me as to why people don't practice healthy personal hygiene!
stacianichole 2
Some people don't have these things reinforced during childhood and then the habit/routine doesn't form. That's why.
Enslaved 38
Makes sense, 32. I had braces which caused bad breath. I brush my teeth often out of habit.(:
ShyAnn29 15
It does make sense, that's why it should be taught to kids that it's very important, and get them in the habit to brush their teeth 3 or at least 2 times a day. Then it would become something that they don't have to think about, they just do it!
ajalan 4
lol. well if you weren't so fat and worthless maybe you could get a guy who wasnt such a piece of garbage.
Zomg_Okay 27
And this is coming from the person who has to put other people down just to feel good about themselves. ^_^
NEEPLES 7
******** for everyone!!!
HideouslyHuman 10
I get tempted to reply something willy wonks related on every post you make :s This one I would say something about everlasting gobstoppers.
NEEPLES 7
No thumbs down for me please. And *wonka.
HideouslyHuman 10
Yea sorry,on the iPod app and auto correct got me.
bizarre_ftw 22
I'm pretty content with the fact that Willy Wonka just suggested oral sex (and mass oral sex for that)
ikickgingers 15
As long as it's not from the oompa loompas - I am down.
pokeychris 6
I guess you like it dirty then.