Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
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amart402 0
so break up with him. duh.
dreamer13 0
Ass Alert
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Comments (274)
benhamean 0
that's sad... poor u with a guy like that
wordgirl 0
He's an ass and you're an idiot if you don't leave him immediately.
ssch 0
ha ha fat people make me laugh they also do that with a box of donuts... ha ha
Viscount 0
Seriously, look at all the girls. "OMG HE'S A DICK!" Did you ever think that he might have been hungry, bitch? I hate it when my girlfriends or dates steal parts of my food. Especially when they have their own or turned down the opportunity. "It's okay, I'll just have some of yours. :D" No, no you won't. I order my food to eat, not to share because you're too damn self-conscious to eat a whole meal. Get your own.
wordgirl 0
Okay, yeah. Everybody here saying not to steal someone's food is right. It's infuriating when you aren't expecting it. But he was still over the top.
Bam7643 0
haha I think it depends on the sandwich and the size of the bite. if it was a great sandwich then I'm siding with the bf
Viscount 0
If every woman I've ever met is any indication, I'd say it's likely this is a habit and not a one-time offense. He likely finally got fed up with it.
jlj945 0
dump him.. what comment number one said hes gonna be a wife beater someday
frankgrimes 4
YOU DESERVE IT FOR BITING HIS BURGER.......
capthavoc123 0
You deserve it for not asking first.
notme123 0
you never mess with a guys food without their permission.