Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
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amart402 0
so break up with him. duh.
dreamer13 0
Ass Alert
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Comments (274)
Wiiilmaaa 1
my personal opinion: he's a ********... on the other hand, it is obvious that you never saw "Friends" the one where JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD...
djarash 0
I wouldve smashed the hamburger into her face with pleasure
Shriven 0
All women should take note from this: Don't mess with a guys food. If he offers you some of his, you're already deep in his trust, so don't take the p*ss and take a big chunk: He's not offering you it because he doesn't want it, he's offering it because he likes you!
xKoga 0
I can imagine your definition of a "small bite", is actually half the burger.
JackDark 0
#251 Exactly. **** you OP. "Hey hun, you want something?" "No thanks" -eats half of his burger when you said you didn't want anything- Stupid bint. Get your own ******* food. Though whining is a bit much.
tb15 0
totally
mits_lancer 0
was he serious?
heethoofd 0
YDI for eating his food. I would have dumped your ass right there.
knowmee 0
He is an ass hole..... Yeah surely he is....
jamuu 0
dump his ass. that's BS! he's and MF!
cristij420 0
either he was kidding... or he's doesn't care about u .. or he does care about u n he's just trying to control u with the threat of a break up. let's hope he was kidding