Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
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amart402 0
so break up with him. duh.
dreamer13 0
Ass Alert
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XanimalloverX 0
if men can eat off a womans plate a woman can eat off a mans plate women deserve just as much respect as men do
Withired_Away 0
Exactly
astro_plastic 0
Um, my response got deleted, as well as another above me. We said 'amen'. Why should that be moderated? People come here throwing around insults about weight and looks and all sorts of lame, unoriginal yet potentially hurtful stereotypes, and the word 'amen' is deleted? Can someone explain this?
melysah44 0
my last relationship started like that too. men like that need control over someone. I would leave now if you don't want to live in a lifetime movie like I did. Although you probably just showed him that you'll stay no matter how he treats you
smokey420 2
**** that guy you deserve it for going out with him
Noxic 0
Spit on his food or in his drink when he's not looking then dump him lol. :)
XanimalloverX 0
dump him seriously you deserve better then a scumbag
grampa_pubes666 0
that's unfortunet,
The__Redneck 7
This is only a YDI if you put up with it. If you're still with him, then I got no sympathy.
cactus_fml 0
Hahahahaha, he's a fatass. Dump him.
Withired_Away 0
it pisses me off when my girlfriend does that I feel his pain haha. But it doesn't make me wanna break up with her. Also you should be making his food.
emokid13 0
ur bf is FAT
Withired_Away 0
no he just likes food, but you could be right. I'm only 106 or something, I'm 14 and I like food:) if my girlfriend did that I'd tell her to get in the kitchen and make me a better one.
Bam7643 0
haha. classic