JuicyJohn
United States
Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
DreamZ
Canada
Five bucks
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
oops
Lutherville Timonium, United States
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
deucelututi
United States
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
thefoolwhorippedhispants
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Tomtom
France
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
xkellybabyyx
United States
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Top comments
lolzRaptor 1
Nice to meet you, Juicy.
redbluegreen 41
Well, what else is your ass gonna say?
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lolzRaptor 1
Nice to meet you, Juicy.
no1askdu 5
i dont know about you but when i see the word juicy i automatically think that guys name must be john.
PsYcHoSOADLaDy 0
Definitely :D
Duckasaurus 0
Well, not so bad. I mean, you'll get weird looks from that gay guy in your math class, but other than that it should be alright.
justdancebbyx3 7
J-j-Juicy. Ah ah ah ah, ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah. JUICY. xD But YDI. I suppose you're talking about Juicy Couture, and all their shorts are usually girly colors like pink and green. And they're shorts. AND they're all womens sizes. So either you're really really skinny and girly, or you're a big fag.
tgd4444 9
YDI for wearing slutty clothes
inconvienentgurl 0
Hey juicy babay y dont u shake that 4 me over here!! -slaps ass- ;) XD (i would seriously hit on u if i saw that...lmao)
Mikey_Mayhem 0
john is an odd name for a woman...
StaticDown 0
I instantly thought of Juicy Couture... How could he not notice something was wrong with the shorts before he put them on?
Darraghscoot 0
so we all know your new nickname for life then?
tatababe 1
Well you seem juicy John
muffinsareyummy 1
i have a pair of those too!
v1kt4r 13
Lmao :) , but seriously why the **** would a guy wear shorts with words on the ass, unless u're gay
sobe23 0
Haha, i agree #35. #1: Where did the shorts come from? #2: How did he fit into them (Juicy Couture is a girl brand).
inconvienentgurl 0
he might not have an ass n a narrow waste allowing him to fit in them o.0 there was a guy in my art class in high school that wore his sisters jeans...it was sooo funny n they were too tight...pretty sure he would of popped them if he got turned on
mattrd_fml 31
I'm gay, and I'd never wear something with words on the ass...
redbluegreen 41
Well, what else is your ass gonna say?
aback 5
Um...Jiffy Lube?
plexico 4
No, no I don't. The popularity of John as a name has fallen way off. It hasn't been #2 since the 1920's. No person named John is not male. Rarely, Johnnie is used for a girl. Since the two "facts" you present are wrong, I have no idea where you are going with this. Please help us.
lexiBRo 0
OP is male.. says so right next to his name... and yeah..Im not sure where you live where John is the 2nd most popular name...
KyrAvram 0
Though its popularity as a baby name has fallen, John is still the second most popular name overall, in the sense that more living Americans are named John than almost anything else. (#1 is James.) In addition, up until the 1990s, John was one of the 1000 most popular names for baby girls. "Since the two "facts" you present are wrong" Heh.
THTB 3
Oh god...I haven't had Ponderosa in like...forever... o_O
inkedgeek 0
How about jucy lube.
harmoo_fml 0
insert penis here.
Flamersplamer 0
YDI for wearing shorts.
blayke96 8
Who doesn't where shorts?
WhatsOpTic 11
That's like saying YDI for breathing
allmidnighteyes 11
Not an FML if you really do have a juice ass.
SKYblue_fml 1
wow. How short were they, though. If they said juicy, they were probably a young girl's shorts... and they wear them short... just saying.
allmidnighteyes 11
sweatpants type of material? I was more thinking curve-caressing silk for OP's sweatpants gahh, number 6 keeps alternating between people
redbluegreen 41
If no one takes the time out to concentrate on your ass, it's fine.
allmidnighteyes 11
Butt his ass is JUICY! Who could resist the JUICINESS?!
redbluegreen 41
You're right. I mean... Juicy mangos anyone? He's not lucky enough to have any plums though.
Intoxicunt 6
The words "juicy" and "ass" should never go together. I don't know what kind of "juice" you guys are referring to, but I want no part of it!
lolzRaptor 1
What I want to know, is how do you extract the juice out of the ass? I don't know what I'm doing wrong but I'm damn sure it's not juice that I'm getting.
vendris 5
pssst... diarrhea.
plexico 4
OK, no Muddy Sanchez for you. (That's Dirty's sister -- she's kinda loose.)
Intoxicunt 6
Uuugh. *Shudders* I agree, what I get out of an ass is NOT juice. Also, plex, I don't know how Dirty (or Muddy, haha) Sanchez is supposed to work. In my experience, it um..comes out as clean to the naked eye as it went in. Do I need to eat more?
djkazic 5
All aboard the downvote train! In other news, juicy generally refers to the shape of said ass.
jarofarts 0
i don't care what your name is. those shorts are stupid either way.
jessicadawg 0
And you didn't notice this before puttin them on? YDI for being illiterate.