Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
Today, a female coworker kissed me so I reported it to my boss, but he told me I should take the compliment, and asked me why the hell I was complaining about "getting some." I’m a guy, but I’m sure if I was a woman and I’d had a kiss forced on me, it would be a huge issue. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
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Top comments
Dolores Payne Saile 8
Not a new job, you need a good lawyer. Sexual harassment is an actionable offense.
ahabsfan 17
It’s definitely time for a new job for your coworker and your boss.
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Comments (17)
MidnaLink 35
It's definitely time for a new job.
ahabsfan 17
It’s definitely time for a new job for your coworker and your boss.
Jason Rivera 2
WTF? complain to a higher up than your boss! or something like the police Mtfkrs.
OrySoma 11
I think its time to sue you'll never need a job again lol
Dolores Payne Saile 8
Not a new job, you need a good lawyer. Sexual harassment is an actionable offense.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Workmans comp lawyer. Its not 1950 something. And its beyond wrong
Bogrbon 27
If it's a small company, then you could sue the company and who knows that you could win the company and be the new boss. If it's a large company, a lawyer will likely get you a solid payday off the harassment. If you go to HR in a larger company they'll likely fire your boss and the coworker, but don't trust them to have your best interest at heart. Their job is to cover the company's ass.
Jennij717 4
#lawuerup
RichardPencil 32
It's time for a new lawsuit.
Xatraris 38
I'm with everyone else. Time to get a lawyer, sexual harassment is no joke.
KingAdrock 16
Record him saying that or get it in writing, and sue for big bucks.