Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
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joeymo304 9
Not your problem she's defective
NIRVANA1990s 1
hey its her fault she's a bitch
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Comments (186)
daniel_pb 0
Your friend is a ****** moron
linkinpark98 24
I hate people who get tattoos in other languages and don't even know what it means. I had a friend who got a tattoo that he thought said "Loving Life", when in reality, it said "Jump on boys".
210tex 1
Who would want bad bitch as a tattoo
linkinpark98 24
Apparently a defective female.
Tempest559 12
Seriously, even her original idea of bad bitch it stupid as fuc*.
tj4234 36
I bet the tattooists (assuming they are ones who speak the language) do that on purpose lol. I know some Chinese tattooists do.
itsme1321 3
That's illegal...your "friends" give tattoo artists a bad name by doing childish, deviant things like that...
itsme1321 3
Excuse me, I misread your comment & thought you meant that you personally know people who intentionally deface people by giving them false translations in their tattoos...I see what you're saying though and it is very much illegal and wrong :/
NicollieOlliO 0
Not your fault!!!
cookie_crumble89 11
Bitches be crazy
bmkc4 1
What a bitch. She wasn't actually your friend in the first place
BubbleGrunge 18
Do you have a warranty on her? Ifs she's defective, maybe you can trade her in for a newer model?
moonwing 17
Why would somebody be proud to call themselves a "Bad Bitch" anyway?
bmkc4 1
That is probably the only way she can get attention. It's sad that people do those things to get noticed but it's funny that she got burned lol
HelloChrissy 9
Ahahahaha I think that may be a **** her life. :)
linkinpark98 24
I honestly think she brought that upon herself. Therefore, I don't feel I have to be sorry for her. She should have checked with people on what that actually meant.