Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
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Top comments
joeymo304 9
Not your problem she's defective
NIRVANA1990s 1
hey its her fault she's a bitch
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steelflax 5
Its not what you said it's how you said it.
the_true_batman 10
Just get them to add "Everyone else is a " in front and she's good.
llamaduckllama 1
Oh wow... Your friend sounds like a real genius! Tell her to vaffanculo, with the way her Italian is, it might take her a week to figure out what language it's in, much less what it means! (for those of you who don't know Italian, it means **** off)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
59- It's common courtesy to respect EVERYONE'S opinion. You have to give respect to get it.
just_anonymous 8
5- idk if you realize that OP never included actual details of how they pointed it out, so how can you come to the conclusion that it was the wrong way to go about it?
ashtell333 4
Why would you even want someone like that as your friend?
fatalwish 6
well lools like she at least has the right tattoo
MidnaLink 35
... and this is why any tattoo phrases on my body will be checked by google translate prior to application
tinysocks 11
Is it really such a loss...?
downtime 13
Oh shit I'm so sorry, this happens all the time, people confuse me with someone who gives a shit. I really don't. Your tattoos don't interest me in the slightest. I was aware of the "if". It actually doesn't change anything and the whole comment still applies.