Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my quite squeamish girlfriend came with me to get my latest tattoo. She saw a few drops of blood, screamed in the tattooist's ear, and completely fucked up part of the outline. She had to alter the tattoo drastically to cover up the mess and now it just looks bad. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
this has ydi written all over it
DocBastard 40
"Yeah, put 'Lisa' on my upper arm. Wait, I'm getting a call. Wait, what? You want to see other people? Shit. Yo, change that to 'Lick my sack'. Thanks."
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kwintalamillah 6
this has ydi written all over it
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Haha nice one, #1. Inkredible. op, tattoo "sucks" right after it(:
jdawgg92 1
OP, you're an idiot. YDI
Americantroop98 0
talk about a dumbass. ydi dipshit.
lareske 0
Fail, you never tatoo a chicks name ever. The only tattoo that includes a name should be of your kids as that will never change and they are your blood. YDI.
DjeePee 25
Pshh, psychopatic murderers have parents too. I would suggest to simply don't tattoo names on yourself.
GTmustang07 0
Your best option now is to keep it and when your next girlfriend asks what it is, you reply "My 'hit list.' My last girlfriend screwed me over so she's the first to go." Whenever y'all get in to a fight, just point to the tattoo.
GTmustang07 0
Your best option now is to keep it and when your next girlfriend asks what it is, you reply "My 'hit list.' My last girlfriend screwed me over so she's the first to go." Whenever y'all get in to a fight, just point to the tattoo.
vivienmleigh 0
Clever^
ImNotAnAngel 0
Sounds too good to be true.. But if it really happened, YDI
lexy216 0
don't u know that's the curse, tattoo ur b/f or g/f & soon you'll break up, only few people have not had this happen to them
therealdavid 0
Too common of a story...
Iskaria 0
Yea you would think people would learn from the mistakes of others, apparently not >.< The closest to a name I'd get (and already have) is my minor case zeta on my wrist, but my name begins with Z and is a greek word, so if anything it's just a little narcissistic - but hey I know I won't change my name! An old friend from school got her fiancé's name on her hip, they broke up a year later lol... almost to the day *dramatic music*
dre_bro11 12
agree
emerica34 0
ok this fml sounds super fake to be honest I mean what are the odds of this really happening plus that's why you always make sure this is the girl you want to be with forever and make sure she feels the same way!
Dibman 3
#110 you beat me to it lol! Was gonna say didnt you know it was bad luck to have a partners name tattooed lol!
rowbot4 0
have fun crying for the next few days!
lovepinkandzombi 0
heehee
coNsperAZI 4
when will people learn DO NOT get a girls name tatted on urself lol u deserve it bro a tat needs meaning
deideimuffins 0
your fault for getting a tattoo of your gf's name...well ex gf now. you should never do that
neckbeard 0
agreed
xixifwadi 0
If you get anyones name tattooed on your person. They better be dead. It's the only way not to look like a dumb ass.
K410 18
He should change the tattoo to YDI :p
nathan5 0
I know a guy who had his girlfriend name 'grace' tattooed on his back, eventually they broke up so he got the tattoo artist to tattoo 'dis' in front of the name... YDI OP
mazesm 11
Haha I'd so do that...
indecisiveROBOT 4
lmao, sure to him that's witty but to everyone else it's like he's labeling himself a disgrace , EPIC fail
ltsmark 0
Should finish the tat and have BitchAssSlut in paranthesis next to it =))
LightningLadyy 0
Hahaha, good idea :)
Residence_fml 4
Well at least he could try to make something out of it if he was only halfway through. Totally deserved it~
Asario 0
If her name was Sadie, youd be left with 'Sad' on your arm. YDI.
Immersion 0
yeahhhh no
kile88 2
no if get deleted the s and the a it would be "die"
KyRidHEART 0
liking that(:
Asario 0
yeak kile. but i dont think a tattoo artist spells names backwards. eidas....
coNsperAZI 4
# 30 crumbed u
Grand_Cookie 21
Rule #1 for tattoos, NO NAMES OF GFs!!!!!!
anon_e_m00se 8
No names of significant-others in general (boyfriends or girlfriends, husbands, etc.). Nor pets, parents, or even kids, really. It's begging the universe to go Murphy on you. The only time you should tattoo a name on yourself is as a posthumous honor to the person/pet/etc. you cared about. Everything else is begging for disaster.
cherry72 13
I agree!
DocBastard 40
"Yeah, put 'Lisa' on my upper arm. Wait, I'm getting a call. Wait, what? You want to see other people? Shit. Yo, change that to 'Lick my sack'. Thanks."
sourgirl101 29
Lol. And if they do get back together, he could still show her the directions.(:
KingDingALing 9
I have "Docbastard" tattooed on my left butt cheek... Everyone seems to like it! :D Not that everyone sees it of course...
KaitiMarie 0
I have my signature on my right butt cheek; like a cabbage patch doll :)
ahhitsjessi88 0
thaaats a good idea !