Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
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joeymo304 9
Not your problem she's defective
NIRVANA1990s 1
hey its her fault she's a bitch
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Comments (186)
chynayes 1
Why are you friends with some who would go get a bad bitch tattoo sounds pretty lame
day624 14
From ragazza difettosa to cagna ragazza... There is a BIG difference between these phrases... Neither are very flattering though
melodywarner17 0
C'est la vie... Or is that French? ;)
day624 14
French meaning this is the life
unpossible 26
"C'est la vie" is more like "That's life".
day624 14
That is and this is... Such a major difference, it changes the whole meaning of the phrase
BeThePanda 1
If you really want ti be exact, the literal translation is "it is the life".
aardvarkish 17
119 is correct for word by word, but 151 is correct for the idea.
OfficeNinja 5
Oh well. Tell her to go to Italy and show everyone her tattoo and then explain how cool and "special" she is.
DaggersEdge 6
she deserves it, not you. it's not your fault she a conplete bitch
MyCommentsSuck 21
You've obviously never been to the real world. Here's a few examples of how things being said don't matter. "I'm sorry ma'am, we're out of that item today." "My apologies sir, but the hotel is all booked up that weekend." "We're closed, the grill is off and the fryers are cold, I'm sorry but if you want something you'll have to come back tomorrow." Say any of those things, no matter how nicely, and someone WILL STILL get mad at you like it's your fault.
downtime 13
56, Then maybe you should be mad at yourself for being so colossally stupid as to get something permanently printed on your body that you don't even understand. Then again, someone who does such stupid things would be prone to blame others for their mistakes.
colleen_audrey 4
Why is this an FML? You're upset that you're no longer in the social circle of a complete idiot?
MrRager7 1
Not sure why some females feel cool calling themselves a bad bitch..
alissa222 15
Why in the world would you want to be in the inner circle of the type of person to get a tattoo that says bad bitch?