Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
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joeymo304 9
Not your problem she's defective
NIRVANA1990s 1
hey its her fault she's a bitch
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Comments (186)
Bliss391 7
Maybe the next one she gets will say dumb bitch.
whirlednews 8
She is a jackass.
LV1326 0
Honestly, I see this as more of a good thing, not an FML. Since she kicked you out of her "social circle" you no longer need to spend time with this idiot.
toohottiedottie 2
No YDI here. You could've been a BAD friend and let her walk around with a stupid tattoo. You obviously don't need that idiot's friendship.
nsdq160th200 1
Detective female is donna detective according to dictionary. U surfeit said that??
summertimexo 3
You would have thought you tatted it on her the way she reacted
Sheh_fml 25
A swedish know-it-all? Damn, are we related? On a slightly more FML-related note, at least her new, fancy tattoo fits her like a charm~
Derrrrrrp32 6
Friends just mad cause she is defective lol
boofgall 16
180- I hate to say it.. But you're*. I'll leave now.
robinhood007 9
Well I wouldn't have pointed it out either. For all I know she may go to her grave still thinking it means what she thought it meant. I mean my thinking on things like this is for example, if I'm shopping with a friend and I hate an outfit I'll tell her straight up, but if she already bought it and loves it I will hide my dislike for it and still find something good to say. Some may disagree but I'm not lying just not making them possibly second guess an outfit they love.