Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
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Top comments
joeymo304 9
Not your problem she's defective
NIRVANA1990s 1
hey its her fault she's a bitch
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Comments (186)
MzViKki 4
She probably used google translate
cumminside03 0
Haha dumbass
krazichikk 2
haha. she's da dumb bitch wit da permanent tattoo
TheIchiban 11
So she got: "difettoso femminile" instead of "cagna male"? Wow. She's a dumbass for wanting that shit on her anyway. Get new friends OP.
erinchick1 7
I would've let her walk around showing it off to everyone and let someone else who spoke Italian point it out to her. That would knock her down a few notches.
Bebbo_fml 21
Look on the brightside op, at least you're no longer friends with a defective female.
erinchick1 7
Nice! Very true!
perdix 31
Make sure that a few of the blabbier members of the circle get a quick lesson in idiomatic Italian. Parting shots can be sweet, or dolce, so to speak ;)
Tidus0 17
Perhaps it's easier to just go along with it? I have friends who say and do stuff that isnt correct but you look less like a fool just keeping your mouth shut
Colonel_Lexi 18
Why would she want "bad bitch" inked on her skin anyway? Is that what she wants people to label her as?
misshighjinks 5
Bitches be trippin