Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
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joeymo304 9
Not your problem she's defective
NIRVANA1990s 1
hey its her fault she's a bitch
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Comments (186)
tatsmcgrath 4
Why would your dad even say that? That makes things akward!
dubstep12 8
Wrong post...
tatsmcgrath 4
Thanks I just realized that woops:/
becka344 0
lol
twofirstnames 12
I don't see how 'bad bitch' is a thing to be proud about in the first place..
CaramelMacchiato 13
I think it's because people like to make themselves look tuff. Some girls in my school refer to themselves as "bad bitches" because they think people won't mess with them if they do. It's quite pathetic, actually.
egc573 40
What's even more pathetic is how she'll feel about that tattoo when she gets older. Those kinds of tattoos just do not age well.
l23VIVE 17
Nicki Minaj calls her fans Bad Bitches, maybe that's what OP's friend was referring to, the fact that she is a fan of Nicki Minaj
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Or Kreayshawn's one song. "One big room, full of bad bitches?" Well I've heard people use "bad" to reference being sexy/hot. Ghetto-speak.
ebonyirony 29
143: that's even worse because nicki minaj sucks.
Llama_Face89 34
210- damn you beat me to the punch...
l23VIVE 17
210 & 234 I never condoned being a fan of Nicki Minaj i just stated that OP's friend might have been trying to express her fandom
1crabbygirl 10
objectivity is a good thing.
boschwachter 7
This reminds me of a friend of mine who got a lady gaga quote tattoo but misspelt loathe, and then refused to admit she spelt it wrong and blocked me and some other friends on Facebook before calling us crazy and saying not to talk to her again.
ky765 0
Cool story bro.
Magik0420 3
Actually, the problem with the English language is that you are both right, (even though technically you are wrong in saying she spelled it incorrectly). Loathe is the adjective form, and loath is the verb form.
yupitssoph 18
I guess people would rather get defensive and angry than admit that they just put a permanent mistake on their bodies.
SCBeauty1983 0
I'm all for people who want to get tattoos; having said that, heed this warning: If it's not in your native tongue/language... Research, check, and then double- and triple-check the meaning before getting something permanently inscribed on your body!
boschwachter 7
Like on big bang, when Sheldon points out that Penny has a tattoo that says soup.
DomDomxoxo 16
I think the girl just googled it...
SCBeauty1983 0
Or worse, just used Google Translate... O_o
zachherbert 10
She just asked that half Italian pizza delivery boy.
Tidus0 17
Or even in your own tongue get a dictionary a thesaurus as I have seen many wrong tattoos in English.
_sydneyanne 3
Well u shouldn't have told her!!
nerdywhiteguy 4
B****** be crazy!!! ...... Hint the big bang theory reference
GracesDelirium 9
This is FML, dear. You're allowed to cuss. :3 SHIT **** DAMN. Thank you.
doodlecloud 27
Also how is that a Big Bang reference over like, a general life reference....it's been said in EVERYTHING. I like TBBT but I wouldn't say it's really a quote from there..
forever_born 6
Oooorrrr OP was just stating a fact that someone didn't want to hear. Just because the girl didn't react well doesn't mean OP was being mean.
2ndSucks 15
Such a classy tattoo. With and without the incorrect translation.
sulljason 0
Laser tattoo removal is expensive. :3 Your "friend" did it to her self, Google translate exists for a reason.
twofirstnames 12
Google translate is not always accurate either..
TheVelocirabbit 10
I think this girl did use google translate, as of it's unhelpful-ness.