Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
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joeymo304 9
Not your problem she's defective
NIRVANA1990s 1
hey its her fault she's a bitch
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Comments (186)
JustKittyKat 24
SHE deserved it.
gracehi 33
I wonder how many of those clearly-not-Asian douche bags with Asian character tattoos unwittingly have similar things permanently etched into their white flesh.
couturedoll 7
Wow your fried is really bitchy then...
PeteyPablo12308 20
Usually anything fried is delicious!
ngriff15 1
Seriously a douche. Not only because of how she treated you but for getting that dumbass tattoo
TarieBoo 2
Too bad shes defective._.
ohwellwhyme 2
Tubby
linkinpark98 24
Patrick: "NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!" *punch*
ohwellwhyme 2
Tubby
twaumat 28
should say 'dumb b*tch'
j_cat187 20
Or a massive thunder ****.
solosohigh 15
who would want either on their body??
olpally 33
That's what i call a bitch on a rampage...wow, fyl indeed! :(
Arthurie 30
Do you really want to be friends with a defective female, or a bad bitch?
Bree12345 15
her fault