Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
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joeymo304 9
Not your problem she's defective
NIRVANA1990s 1
hey its her fault she's a bitch
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Comments (186)
TheDrifter 24
Well, it's technically correct and fair warning to suitors. I say she should keep it.
bkropp 0
Her fault
brigante45 5
Bitch slap her
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
No, BAD bitch slap her.
brigante45 5
Or, defective bitch slap her.
hqbrat 8
You have a funny user name "tubby"
ryggsekk 8
don't think about it, if you want to burn her back you can tell people about her defect tatto
coolbrony12 3
Umm was she telling the tattoo artist what to put in Italian or was the artist just being a douche bag?
SoultheWolf 19
She most likely gave the tattoo artist the words or a picture of what she wanted, they requier a picture first. Not to mention they will ALWAYS show you what they are doing BEFORE they start to ink it.
afropuffjake 9
People will put anything on their body if it sounds cool in another language 0-0
ALpein 0
Learn to spell and maybe I'll respect your opinion. Even then, how can you tell in what manner they told their friend from the FML only saying they just "pointed it out"?
FDoA 1
Sounds like one smart broad. What more to be proud of than the "bad bitch" tattoo you got when you were younger?
fanaticdragon 10
I know a guy she'd be great with. Chi-tonw
bmkc4 1
What does that mean? Just curious