hahahawoww
United States
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Anonymous
Frenemies
Today, I found out that the person who I considered my best friend actually hates my guts. FML
Anonymous
United States
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Anonymous
Kaul, India
I don't need to see this
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Hellosinglelife
Diego Martin, Trinidad and Tobago
Betrayed
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
likecomeon
Glendale, United States
Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Log out
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Anonymous
Addis Ababa, Ethiopia
My love
Today, I accidentally sent an email of love confession to my best friend, just to find out she calls all of her friends "My love" and my dumbass thought it was a special word she used only for me, and was convinced we were gay for each other. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Maidenhead, United Kingdom
Small world, huh?
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Anonymous
Maple, Canada
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
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yellowsnowman 0
what a stupid bitch
1love420 0
that isn't a good friend
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Comments (129)
jair_lhao 0
well try been less bitchy to her
bugmenotmofo 34
Actually, on the contrary, I think OP deserved it for not being able to tell apart her friends. I mean if she is actually bitchy enough to put that, then surely you must have known. :)
abcnonamecba 0
ur such an as* to the op
Shystai 0
Wow. I'd put her in my phone as something worse! In Aussie, people get killled for stuff like this.
nichele 0
really... that's scary
smaginn 0
How did OP find out about it anyway? Probs by snooping in her phone...
hippo23 0
awww poor op! that sux!
cocobulla1 4
lmao win 1!!! an I have a friend whose friend made her "best bitch ever" on her phone!!!!
LolFMLnot 10
OP ur probably overreacting because i have my friends name as a "*****" but i love her a lot. She might not mean it:/
Unlucky_Gun 0
Yeah OP, I agree with 111. Your friend probably just did that as a joke. I know girls who call their BFFs every bad name out there. Don't take it personally
vivienmoore 0
Maybe OP pissed her off. I change the contact names when I'm mad at someone, it helps with anger management.
meenz 0
fail.
1love420 0
that isn't a good friend
hoopstar15 0
maybe she's calling her that in an affectionate way. I know a lit of girls who are close friends and call each other a **** and all that. don't be so damn sensitive
1love420 0
birch STFU
Hanban 0
My friends and I call each other bitch, *****, ****, or **** for fun. :p And no, we are all still virgins. Try calling her Useless Tool? :D
yellowsnowman 0
what a stupid bitch
crystalxa 35
In the NICEST way possible I would imagine!
JohnByeBye 0
Hahaha.
Shainax3 0
lmaoo she hates Yuh dat much
aku3a 0
get rid of her
1love420 0
blkwhtrbbt 0
best friend? coulda been a gag joke... albiet an offensive one
s1d1ouz 2
Albeit.... Illiterates these days
Splayd 10
What is wrong with the word "albeit"?
DogmaT_fml 4
Confirmed. I'm sorry you got owned.
whataloadofbull 0
YDI for thinking that she's your bestie... Though she's an arse, you still gotta keep your eyes open and stop being shallow-minded.