Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
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joeymo304 9
Not your problem she's defective
NIRVANA1990s 1
hey its her fault she's a bitch
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Comments (186)
lowie89 7
Truth hurts (for your friend)
BloodFaerie 21
Well... sadly... the tattoo seems to be speaking the truth.......
xgetxbentx 13
Well, she's clearly dumb as ****, so it's probably not such a bad thing that you guys are no longer friends. Fyl though, I know your pain.
SarahJaine 5
Anyone who even wants 'bad bitch' tattooed on them is a massive idiot. Imagine asking your granny what her tattoo means, And she has to explain that?
lurkskywalker 3
was it perchance "mala femmena"? just asking, because that would actually mean something like "cold-hearted woman". Much more classy than "bad bitch", but still a weird tattoo to have :P
CoconutOil 7
At least it wasn't "defective female.....dog"!!!
icemand90 17
hope you corrected in a public forum, if not make sure everyone she knows now understands what the tatt really says :)
spottyblanket 8
she sounds lovely
trollcrusher 17
180- Oh the irony... Never call someone stupid if you're too stupid to tell them correctly.
YourMoms_BF 2
Since she is defective, ask for a refund.