Miscellaneous: Lost in translation

Lost in translation

By tubby - 21/06/2012 20:28 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

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joeymo304 9

Friday 22 June 2012 0:35

Not your problem she's defective

NIRVANA1990s 1

Friday 22 June 2012 0:35

hey its her fault she's a bitch

Comments

Ceejay1 13

Friday 22 June 2012 7:21

You were to real for her anyways,the truth hurts .

SoultheWolf 19

Friday 22 June 2012 7:28

I find it hilarious when people do this. Just because the words may say "bad" or "bitch" in the language doens't mean that when put together it actually says that. I hope she never goes to Italy, no one would want to be around her... or inside of her.