Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
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joeymo304 9
Not your problem she's defective
NIRVANA1990s 1
hey its her fault she's a bitch
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Comments (186)
Ceejay1 13
You were to real for her anyways,the truth hurts .
SoultheWolf 19
I find it hilarious when people do this. Just because the words may say "bad" or "bitch" in the language doens't mean that when put together it actually says that. I hope she never goes to Italy, no one would want to be around her... or inside of her.
guzmank 5
More like" Dumb Bitch".
MDTeddy 13
Why would someone get a tattoo of something they don't know how to read despite knowing what it says?
catanita 18
I like this kind of people, who get in the tattoo writings in a foreign language and do not make a good research previously.
Thor12 1
No you won't get that mad. You can get irratated but a respectful person wouldn't act in such a way. They know it's not their fault
melrose90210 10
You could have been COMPLETELY honest and told her its a completely stupid tattoo to begin with.
marythomas123 1
is this the same girl who threw a gatorade bottle?
JaysFanStu 3
Doesn't sound much like a loss.
KaylaDawnn 5
Man! That's what ya get for tryin to help people now days. D: