Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
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Top comments
joeymo304 9
Not your problem she's defective
NIRVANA1990s 1
hey its her fault she's a bitch
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Comments (186)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I would say her tattoo described her aptly. Don't get tattoos in languages you don't speak.
Deroni76 5
Leave her alone, she's obviously defective female...
loganmarquez 3
You got 99 problems, but a defective female ain't one.
loganmarquez 3
Well hey, at least the tattoo's accurate.
kikks_xx 10
bad bitch would not sound good in italian.....
No_One_Relevent 2
oh yes, she sounds like someone that you should be upset about losing as a friend, she isn't vane at all! and very well adjusted might i add.
jrperaza17 0
She should tattoo "dumb bitch" next time
brooklynJbaby143 0
Sometimes it's best to let believe what they want :/ sorry bro...
noisebox 1
Well ya gotta be dumb in the first place to get one...., so what we have here is dumb (x)2......
Raylosophy 10
Obviously that tat was a true representation of her. Only a mental defect would've gotten upset like that.