Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Never be that atheist debate-lord Andy
Today, I was ranting about creationists, when a friend interrupted me. He managed to mount a defense of creationism that I couldn't argue with. I got so flustered, I punched him in the face and ran away. FML
What did you say?
Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML
He deserved it. Snapping ain't cool unless you're a turtle.
Today, I learned that I may have caused a public speaker and author to be fired, because my response to his "open chat" question flustered him, causing him to lose his cool and snap at me. FML
What's going on?
Today, I went to a political debate, and now I'm more confused than when I arrived. FML
Today, while at a big speech and debate tournament, I corrected the judge's use of the word "podium" instead of lectern, because that's what my debate coach had told me was the correct usage. Well, she didn't take it too well and neither did my partner. Or my debate coach. FML
Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML
Today, I was involved in a debate. Things got out of control, insults were hurled, and by the end friends were lost. The subject of the debate? Whether snot has enough calories in it to be nutritional. FML
You can't explain that
Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explainable stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML
Dunning-Kruger
Today, I confidently corrected someone in a group conversation. I was wrong. Very wrong. Everyone stared while Google proved me incorrect in seconds. I nodded and pretended I meant something else. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML
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cheeeksss 29
Ah, brain farts. They tend to happen at the most convenient times.
WitEluded 13
The small twisty windstorms and big twisty windstorms can be problems too
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WhackTheJackal 22
Volcanoss?
Mightyrif 23
VolcaNO
cheeeksss 29
Ah, brain farts. They tend to happen at the most convenient times.
jaydots 16
atleast its a brain fart and not a real one in a debate.
shessohighh 10
I think a brain fart might be worse during a debate. If it had been a real fart, the smell could have distracted the opponents.
184886837272837 32
Well... you certainly didn't do the best job of representing whatever side you were arguing for.
R2Y2 22
All sympathies to OP, but it's true; OP honestly didn't represent their side in the best manner. Can't deny it.
xXmrmayorXx 21
I hate it when you forget the word...
SlowDownImaNoob 20
Well, it is a thing that is a mountain, and explodes... So I think you won the debate my man.
iPixiee 23
I like 'exoloding mountain things' better ^^
Kylz 15
Honestly that should be the scientific term for a volcanoe, it sounds much better
Sandman366 6
Definitely more descriptive. And more fun. Can be a volcano without exploding....but now, there's no question on the boom.
Hollywoodgirl79 18
I do that all the time, OP. I'm the worst at debate because I always get tongue tied and say the worst thing possible. They'll start believing in climate change when their houses are underwater.
19990231 29
How do you know OP wasn't arguing against climate change? Side note I thought all those "debates" were settled by now.
Brandi_Faith 34
23, because in the FML it says he was having a debate about climate change. When he was talking about volcanoes it was in regards to the effects of climate change. :)
be82tw 17
@32, @7-Volcanos would be drivers, not effects, of climate change. More importantly, BOTH sides of the debate invoke the carbon cycle. In particular, many people who are skeptical of human driven global warming will reference the amount of CO2 from non human driven sources, such as vulcanism. There are also arguments about whether CO2 is on balance a result or a driver of climate change and whether climate change is a positive or negative feedback cycle. My point isn't pro or con global climate change (and the debate is INFINITELY more complicated than that, really), but rather that you are making rather broad assumptions as to OP's position. And, frankly, his position doesn't matter: slipping into buffyspeak in a debate is just not a good thing. Sorry OP.
be82tw 17
@23--In science, few things are considered "scientific law," and frankly even those go out the window if we find new ways to test them. The fact is, no model of climate change has accurately predicted the climate trend we are experiencing. Climate change models had to be drastically changed to account for some of the extremely hard winters in recent years, as an example: that is why the term "Polar Vortex" is suddenly used (incorrectly) so much and why we now say climate change instead of global warming. This is not a bad thing: proving what is wrong with a model allows us to refine and correct bad assumptions, which allows us, error by error, to approach the truth. But it also shows that we DON'T know everything about how climate changes over long periods of time. There is a lot of prestige, power and, crass but true, money on the line for people to claim to have all the answers.
Crypticedge 6
@52 actually there have been great many models that explained this would happen, they even made a shitty movie called the day after tomorrow that was partially a parody of the very model that has consistently been proven to be accurate. Only a very small subset of science denying individuals think that it's inconclusive, and 98% of all climate scientists are in agreement that it is both man made and that it is an imminent danger to life on earth. The 2% that disagree? Funded by the oil industry. Follow the money.
WitEluded 13
The small twisty windstorms and big twisty windstorms can be problems too
ELoni_fml 25
Next time call it mount doom ;)
Charles900 16
There are some things it's never a good idea to argue with; climate change, global warming, or whatever you wish to call it is one of them.