Today, I was developing film at Walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking my sweatshirt off. A creepy old man approached me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
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froggi_fml 0
wow what a creeper...
lady_nki2010 0
lol. this guy sounds like Old Man Herbert from FamilyGuy minus asking uu for a Popsicle.
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Comments (139)
froggi_fml 0
wow what a creeper...
BannedStory 0
lols pervert old man.. why dont i take a look at u when ur clothes are off? xD
jamieboy11 0
what dirty old man
TrekkieGirl 0
Just gross! I loathe Wal Mart, so I'm not surprised to hear about something off the wall happening there.
Tripout 0
I agree with number 31 take it in a good way. ur hot (I would assume) but just in case. could u provide some pics so we can come to a real conclusion of weather ur hot or not
joeinthedark 18
Agreed. We'll need to see some photographic evidence before we can really make a comment here. If you're not that great, maybe just take it as a confidence boost and move on. If you are that great, take it as a compliment that he thinks you're hot and again, move on. Sure doesn't make it any less creepy though.
katyf1 0
crrrrrreeeeeeepppppppereeeerrrrr
StoryOfTheYear 15
what's wrong with walmart??
strawberryhtty 0
um agreed.
strawberryhtty 0
I had something like this happen to me at work, a coworker who was in his 60s and married told me that he had a dream about him and I have sex after telling me this and freaked out by what he said, he preceded to tell me that he hoped one day that the dream he had would come true. I was mortified. FML
SpyderMonkee 0
Oh god^ That is horrifying. Someone once told me, that she had the same dream about me, except I was really fat and I ate her alive when we were done. I don know how to relpy to that.
hedgehogs 0
Did you take any action against him? I hope so. Hate to think of him getting away with that kind of talk at work.
strawberryhtty 0
actually he left the company a few days later
marine10_fml 0
wow total creeper
strawberryhtty 0
I have another horror story similar to this one that also happened at work but it was with a customer that shopped at our store.
BlueJeans2626 0
I would have kicked him in the balls... what a creeper!
PattisonDaStud 0
OMG some1 complemented me FML
killerviral 0
kick his ass
RadeonDerp 24
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss *BOOM*
owlowl 0
ew, gross.
Thebluez 0
it may be gross but at least you know you're hot
BoarderBoy15 0
dude I woulda kicked him right in the balls
wonder_wizard 10
You should have gone for it!
conversationist 0
haha nah she was probably just young and he hasn't had any in 50 years (wonder why).
coldblood 4
****
codybookmiller 0
D
people_annoy_me 23
Just because a phedophilic weirdo comes up to or touches someone, it doesn't mean they are a '****'. It just means that the offender is twisted and needs to go to prison. Saying something like that to someone who that has happened to is both inconsiderate and stupid. Shame on you, loser.
erjaguam 0
did u tell him to shut up?
MeesterMatt 3
She shoulda tapped dat
OooIJust 0
sucks it was an old guy. I bet if Edward Culin were to say the same thing, ur cloths would have been off after the first word. XD
cutthecheeseplz 0
wtf
I_Hate_Tpyos 0
Edward cullen likes men. he wouldn't say that.
Turner_22 0
Not Edward, Jacob.
lady_nki2010 0
lol. this guy sounds like Old Man Herbert from FamilyGuy minus asking uu for a Popsicle.
poooook 0
I like numberr 7's comment(:
hotscar 3
and it's to a girl and not a guy
omnistryder 0
next up; little league world series. mmmm jackpot!
mickeyroxsox 2
lol! :)
lickmyjock 0
That's actually a compliment, no big deal really.
maskedman 9
exactly! I wish someone would compliment me like that. I usually just get a few giggles and guffaws, followed by many requests to put my costume back on.
cady2 0
fyl for saying the word guffaws
auren15 9
well old guys like you usually get their dick chopped off
z3r0nline 0
haha lol that sucks
fucentarmal 1
that is hardly an fml, it will be an fml when guys stop saying it.
cduchene1988 0
Hahahahahaha