Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked away I complained to my boyfriend about how idiotic people like him just deserve to die. After 5 blocks of my ranting the tourist turns around and says "I'm right in front of you bitch." I hid behind my laughing boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
DooleyFTW 17
Wow what on earth would make somebody say something like that? That's horrible. At least he saved you though! Glad you're ok OP :)
imabassist 23
Ouch. Well, would've hurt more if he had left you.
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Comments (104)
DooleyFTW 17
Wow what on earth would make somebody say something like that? That's horrible. At least he saved you though! Glad you're ok OP :)
smiley1014 23
Am I the only one that pictures the person who saved her waiting for a thank you? And then thinking that the OP was just an idiot and that's why they said they should have just left them? Not that the OP was ugly?
thecrazymancan 17
Either this guy has a problem with "ugly" people, or he places far too much value on thank yous. After all wouldn't you take a while to process what just happened before thinking to thank someone?
jw90 18
Apparently saving ones life then insulting them is the new fad these days.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Well if somebody saves your life the least you can do is give them a thank you.
threer 30
#50, are you inferring that OP is female because 'she' needed saving?
Powerfull_fml 8
#60, better than most fads if you ask me...
DooleyFTW 17
Oh god. FemiNazi alert.
IloveToLaugh143 21
.....Rude.
jixiekat 14
hahaha at least he saved ur life
Octwo 16
Do you have a phobia of the letters Y and O?
jixiekat 14
no I don't for YOUR information can't you read text speak
Neyuu 18
Nah, he's just allergic to punctuation.
jixiekat 14
wow. you guys are just sad. its called text speak and if you can't handle it go under a rock beacause you don't anything about the world
imabassist 23
Ouch. Well, would've hurt more if he had left you.
WhaleFMlThen 6
Whale then. I would have pushed him infront of a cab.
tiernang 21
But he DID save her. I give him at least a little bit of thanks.
badmandilon 19
#21, I'm guessing that's probably the reason why he said such a thing, she probably didn't ever say thanks. That's an assumption though.
Cazz91 21
How do you know if OP was a girl? OP could have been a guy that was saved by that person. It doesn't show if OP was female or male on this FML (unless its not showing through the mobile app for some reason).
jdeezy01 13
Just be grateful he pulled you out of the way. It could have been a very different FML post.
misspulkadot24 17
Today, I got hit by a cab and died. At least hell has wifi. FML
_parth 20
Today, I got hit by a taxi and now I am chilling in hospital on bright side hospital have free wifi and food. FML.
MichellinMan 20
I'm sure she was, but it's not really fair to say that considering what he had said.
Allornone 35
19, that made me laugh. I wish i could thumb you up twice
Llama_Face89 34
23- the food isn't free. Part of your bill when you're discharged. Used to work in a hospital kitchen.
dawnimus 21
#46, not everyone lives in the USA. It's free in Britain :)
Llama_Face89 34
64- well it HAS been a while since I switched countries.....
jayceejaco 15
I would've replied "you should have taken my place"
golden_warrior 23
Never wish harm on anyone. Karma will always comeback and plus he ******* saved your life. Great logic women
RedDragonx32 8
typical for the black women to use fighting words?
threer 30
Is it necessary to put 'women' in there? It was one girl and her gender has no influence on her logic, you dick.
Kukua 5
Neither does 16's genitalia.
iSativa 24
Damn stranger. Coulda got a lot of money from that lawsuit. FYL.
golden_warrior 23
I hate people like you. Always sue happy. You poked me. OMG, I'm going to sue. No money on earth can replace good health, just remember that.
tukies 28
All these people that think suing is everything. This is exactly why car insurance is so damn high.
thecrazymancan 17
Just remember this: the grim reaper doesn't take bribes.
MichellinMan 20
Hey #12 stop being a dick. Your gonna be hypocritical than get the **** out of here.
Little4Bear 10
Hey #96, shut up! He wasn't being hypocritical he was being sarcastic.
Kataclysm97 32
Well I'm glad he didn't leave you there! :)
MrClean17 15
Being insulted is better than being dead
ladypunk 8
Rude.