Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Top comments
Bman54 19
I guess either way, you're gonna be sore.
SorasOtherForm 4
What was the bet?
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Comments (227)
SorasOtherForm 4
What was the bet?
Mightyrif 23
Maybe it was that this FML would not get published.
NeatNit 33
#52, ooh, I like that.
JMichael 26
I too am wondering what kind of bet would lead to this strange outcome.
teentee401 37
If the bet was that the FML wouldn't be published, how would he know that he lost the bet when writing the FML.
ShutUp007 22
Because if it didn't get published he would've won the bet
MrZed_fml 11
#52 that's a paradox
Bman54 19
I guess either way, you're gonna be sore.
Mightytall 35
Hey, he might even like it and make it a regular occurrence ...
Ethan5640 17
...and looser or a loser.
harmtouch16 11
omg this comment though...LOL
kenyrabit 25
#27 - HA! OP - Better take it like a man and be a sore winner!
Sulphuric_Glue 16
Ayyy lmao
SkyrimN00B 4
hello? crime watch? I just witnessed a murder.
ELoni_fml 25
Pretty soon something else will be sore as well..
Scorpio1691 29
i was just thinking the same thing
SkullsRules1 26
Well regaurdless you're going to have a sore something
Kieranr10 23
Damn that's an awful shame
dcam13 19
either way you'l end up a sore loser;) ouch.
ohsnapword 21
You beat me to it.
yukithesmith 11
unless he likes it ?
missingkay 8
Oh, you're going to be sore alright.
jaebates 6
lol...seriously...u shouldnt have made dat bet but since u made dat bet it mustve crossed your mind to put your ass literally on the line...
TiffanyMaria 2
Your going to be sore from the ass *******. Probably would have been better to be a sore loser. Those are just my thoughts tho.
Mauskau 36
It's likely that he kept asking her to take it up the ass, and she wanted him to see what it was like. :p
WAKingUP91 11
sooooooo how come only she has the right so say no? O.o
holly_fly 34
Because it was a bet. That's how bet a work.
Xandrick 22
Let's reverse genders, just for social experiment's purpose. She lost the bet, and now she has to take it up the ass. But she doesn't feel comfortable with that. Does he still proceed to penetrate her there, or does he respect that she really doesn't want this?
DoomedGemini 38
He should have the right to refuse- but he totally deserves being known as a sore loser or something like that. Simply because don't bet something you aren't willing to do!
extremereviews 26
You might end up liking it
TheGolfGTI 24
You lost a bet and now you suffer the consequences. That simple. No need to be so anal about it.
teentee401 37
The thing is, he doesn't HAVE to do anything sexual if he's uncomfortable with it. Bet or not.
anonymuse_fml 31
97 - if he was that uncomfortable with it, he should not have accepted it as terms of a bet in the first place, no matter how much he thought he would win.
Xamry14 10
You seems to be very clueless when it comes to jokes and sarcasm on this site. And yeah, he did accept the bet. If he was THAT uncomfortable, he wouldn't have. You can do stuff you don't like but it still be voluntary. It's called pleasing your partner and there is nothing wrong with it as long as it's consensual. Consent and preference are two different things.
Fairyjoshy 13
I agree that he shouldn't have made such a foolish bet, but... he shouldn't have to perform a sexual act he hates just because he lost a bet. It would be the same if it was her that lost the bet.
catherinecas 30
Well the two options laid out are taking it up the ass or being known as a sore loser. He's not exactly being held at gunpoint.