Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I was at Goodwill and I saw my bike, which was stolen from me a couple of weeks ago. It was a gift that my mom gave me for my birthday. The bike was being sold for 65 dollars. I had to buy it. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, I found out that my sister has been stealing money from me. My parents won't do anything because there's "no evidence it was her". She's the only one in this house that spends regularly and has opportunities to take it while no one's around. FML
Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well. Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too. FML
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BeastBoyIsbetter 7
Steal it back Then steal her stuff and sell it Then burn her clothes and her shoes After that tell her friends a bunch of lies Then when she is crushed and asks you why tell her that you was tire-d of her actions Or not
SixthSinEnvy 39
You expect this type of thing on the streets, but in your own home? Where does one hide their kids and hide their wife now?
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SixthSinEnvy 39
You expect this type of thing on the streets, but in your own home? Where does one hide their kids and hide their wife now?
Trey7876 13
I agree, there is basically no protection anymore from people who are, in fact, raping everyone up in here.
BeastBoyIsbetter 7
Steal it back Then steal her stuff and sell it Then burn her clothes and her shoes After that tell her friends a bunch of lies Then when she is crushed and asks you why tell her that you was tire-d of her actions Or not
Elielili 13
All of that just for a pun? I gotta admire your dedication. Props
wow2mylife 25
is that a little too far
TheGreatPotato 19
That might rubber the wrong way.
CyberPsycho 21
This is the greatest thing I've heard all day xD
Chazzster 32
Well now we know who the favorite child in that family is... Sorry OP, some parents are dicks.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Yep, steal it back and put a lock on it. If her boyfriend gets pissy about it, let him know what's up. If it's still an issue, get both sets of parents involved.
Trey7876 13
And if all else fails, you would be justified in contacting the police or CPS if you're under 18.
Solano2580 24
If the boyfriend is adamant about keeping it then try to get it back. Last resort file a report for it being stolen, if your parents defend your sister then remember that the next time she or your parents need you.
freddygasman 18
if the parents defend the sister when the police are involved, then they themselves are committing a crime. aiding and abetting a known criminal activity.
freddygasman 18
if the parents defend the sister when the police are involved, then they themselves are committing a crime. aiding and abetting a known criminal activity.
Kaylana_fml 31
Bike tires average between $8 and $20. High-end Italian racer tires are $40. How long exactly were you "saving up" just to buy a tire? Mow a neighbor's lawn and voila, new tire.
tounces7 28
If OP is young enough and only gets an allowance, they may not have that option. Lawn mowers aren't free.
Dale_shackleford 13
And a lot of places don't even have lawns anymore. In the southwest us most people either have tiny lawns in the backyard or no lawn at all.
Kaylana_fml 31
Did you never find a way to earn a buck as a kid? If you can't borrow equipment there's plenty of things you can offer to do for someone without any equpment in exchange for a measly ten dollars. Pull weeds, rake leaves, clean gutters, wash cars, babysit for an evening. And neighbors usually allow you to borrow lawn equipment. Of course if you are a social pariah and have no one you can offer to do chores for, there's always the internet. Sell something. At school kids used to sell bracelets, cards, pogs, or candy to earn a few dollars. 8 bucks isn't hard to come by
Kaylana_fml 31
That isn't to say that what her sister did is okay, it isn't under any circumstance. But her excuse for not using her bike is questionable. Are teenagers no longer expected to earn anything? I'm not old enough yet to be this disconnected from the younger generation.
Mudhound123 6
If he is old enough to buy or have a smartphone/computer for FML, then there's no reason he can't afford a tire. Wash a car or two and you'll be able to buy 2 new tires.
soullyfe 33
@24: Even kids have smartphones and computers. You know who buys it? Their parents. So, just because they may have it doesn't mean they can easily afford other things.
Bliepje 22
Depends on what she needs. I can change a front tire and if it's flat I can fix it myself. if the entire tire needs to be changed and it's the back one, I wouldn't be able to do it myself. You are then not only paying for the tire itself and it get a whole lot more expensive.
Brightbulb 40
I just bought a new tire for my bike. I want to know where you shop? New rubber, inner tube and rim (thus 'tire') cost me $93 after taxes.
False_Stupidity 42
If you bought a rim #33 then you basically just bought a new wheel, the rim is not part of the tire.
RosaMaravillosa 10
I used to do chores for my neighbours all the time, especially when I wanted a new game or something.
kingdomgirl94 29
A lot of people don't live in small, close-nit communities. I don't even know my neighbours names, let alone ask if they would give me money for chores. Sounds like a lot of you grew up in suburban neighbourhoods where there's a street safety watch, street sales and community BBQs.
smallandroid 26
I remember, as a kid, trying to make money from the neighbors. I babysat a toddler for 4 hours and the mother only gave me a dollar. Tried a lemonade stand, and not a single person stopped. Kind of ruined my interest in trying to make money in my neighborhood.
freddygasman 18
I would love to know where to get a tire for $8. Tubes start around $4 and can cost as much as $15. Tires usually start around $25 and can cost as much as $40.
Rainbow_Princess 16
I have kids aged 13, 15 and 17.... All have jobs, the eldest has had hers for four years. Yes kids work these days... at least the ones who WANT to do.
BananEnigma 24
Uh, where I live it's illegal to work before the age of 16, so no, it's not always that simple.
retardalert 10
Retard alert. Retard alert. You have gone full retard. It is against child workplace protection laws to hire a child under the age of sixteen. If done so the owner of said establishment can face fines, revocation of their business license, jail time, and it is considered a federal offense. This was your retard alert, please check yourself, before you go full retard again
biloxi_girl 22
Wait until he puts new tires on it then take it back!
DanielleinDC 34
The fact that you weren't using it doesn't justify your sister just taking it to give to her boyfriend. Maybe you can ask the boyfriend to give it back. However he reacts to his girlfriend being a thief, she deserves it. If not, steal something of hers.
velvetwolf01 18
So... She gave a girls bike to a guy? Also sorry OP that just doesn't make sense if my sister or brother did that there would be problems.
domolovesyoshi 33
Why do you assume OP is a girl?
Kaylana_fml 31
The Venus symbol next to the OP's name denotes female gender.
Catdragon 40
Take some of your sisters most valued things and sell them on craigslist then use that money to get yourself a new bike
redcode5 17
Pretty sure its a mountain bike or a BMX bike...so gender wouldn't really matter.