Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
Today, I tried to impress a cute cop at a coffee shop by holding the door for her and saying, “You’re under arrest… for stealing my heart.” She deadpan replied, “That’s harassment, sir.” FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
Incredibly dumb move. Police cars often have additional weapons inside accessible from the drivers seat. As far as the policeman knew you were trying to access that - Which is why he reacted that way. Dumb, dumb, dumb move.
Thaylok 17
Daddy issues... attention seeker.
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Comments (5)
Chazzster 32
Incredibly dumb move. Police cars often have additional weapons inside accessible from the drivers seat. As far as the policeman knew you were trying to access that - Which is why he reacted that way. Dumb, dumb, dumb move.
MidnaLink 35
Ummmm... Are you stupid?
Wadlaen 24
Even though it sounds like it wasn't well planned, I'd say arresting you sounded like an overreaction...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your brain is pretty much just for interior decoration at this point, isn't it?
FluffythePink 23
You pulled this shit in the US? You're ******* lucky you didn't get yourself a Darwin Award.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I'm praying that this is rage bait, but knowing the dumb things people do for social media clout, I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened.