Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Top comments
Blackhawk706 23
How could boobies possibly be disappointing?
fishstick557 14
A real boyfriend would care for who you are and not your body ultimately it's up to you to decide whether to keep him or move on
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Comments (233)
picturescrazy 24
Sucks that your boyfriend was being a jerk, but I can't help but imagine you probably wear those extremely padded bras if it warranted such a rude response. FYL & YDI both.
katpiss_nvrclean 5
PULL down his pants and say the same thing
thatgirl32 8
You should say that when you see his penis.
blonde_girrl 6
Oh my gosh. This is really really sad. If he only loves you for your boobs, then he has got to go. He obviously is petty and shallow and NOT a keeper. You are beautiful and intelligent and too good for him. I hope you don't let his pettiness get to you. Xoxo
russianred 7
love yourself and dump him
huipizda 3
at least you are definitly NOT fat.
Anonyma518 5
Why? I know fat girls with no boobs
cryptstine 0
Leave him now. He will not improve.
zzzombiekitty 8
Ifunny!!!
rockhead1270 5
Just do it doggie style, it's utterly amazing
redress 2
I hope you ended it with him on the spot. You do not deserve to be treated in such a manner.