Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Top comments
Blackhawk706 23
How could boobies possibly be disappointing?
fishstick557 14
A real boyfriend would care for who you are and not your body ultimately it's up to you to decide whether to keep him or move on
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Comments (233)
focenspeil 7
That cant be that bad. I mean hairy nipples is deal breaker but even dogs dont have those.
Mifflicious 18
Soo.. It's not okay to use push-up to make you feel better because "oh poor guy he was probably about to get laid and then the boobs was smaller than expected" but it's okay if a woman has surgery to make them feel better about their body? I mean, the latter one is more fake than the first if you look at it that way. But apparently what matters is not what they're filled with, as long as it doens't come off when undressed.
RA91 26
Sorry but, he's a dick
NamelessFace 22
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand now he's an ex.
sanon_fml 1
some guys don't see beyond the **** they see in ****. notice I said "some" the other are grown up enough to know that big breasts won't be too perky but a bit saggy.
an3ph 20
I can see how that would be disappointing.
TrueBlueTardis 11
Maybe he's gay?
kawaii666 19
Look at his Dick and say that's disappointing ...
bigbrown24 17
say the same thing about his dick