Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Top comments
Blackhawk706 23
How could boobies possibly be disappointing?
fishstick557 14
A real boyfriend would care for who you are and not your body ultimately it's up to you to decide whether to keep him or move on
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Comments (233)
communisttaco 16
Breasts are great, however, I will never base a relationship on that alone. Someone who isn't a bitch and is a huge nerd like me would do nicely. Sorry about your asshole, now hopefully ex-boyfriend. He needs to learn to appreciate beautiful things.
TehPurdo 4
Wow, what a dick! If he's judging you based on that category, you're probably going to end up heartbroken. Sorry OP.
jpratt17 5
Wow, what a dick, no offense
dayavera 9
dump that douche!
deedeedeniel 17
Wow. asshole
wadamally 3
I'd be happy to give a second opinion :-)
EeeBee14 3
What a jerk!
nagasuckymyballs 1
so... i'm guessing you won't be wearing anymore super-mega-push-up bras anymore
Noxiee 4
What a douche
leinZ28 4
Just one of the many awkward situations when you do these things before marriage.