Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML
Today, I went to Men's Warehouse to pick up my tux. They mistakenly set the pick-up date for the 30th of next month. My prom is tomorrow. FML
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, I wore my best suit to an interview. I was told they didn't have any knight shifts available. FML
Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML
Today, an elderly man came into my place of work wearing a nice suit. I commented, saying said he looked nice and asked what the special occasion was. He was going to a funeral. FML
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Top comments
cakefete2 31
Let's hope the judge doesn't make you change your outfit into a pretty little orange one.
Druu 53
Gotta look good for your prison boyfriend!
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Comments (6)
Glowworm56 27
Well everybody's crazy bout a sharp dressed man. Even the Judge.
Druu 53
Gotta look good for your prison boyfriend!
cakefete2 31
Let's hope the judge doesn't make you change your outfit into a pretty little orange one.
Lobby_Bee 18
It could be the last suit you'll ever wear. Cherish this moment.
Glowworm56 27
Not entirely true. There's always a prison jumpsuit.
AGiftForAnya 8
What did you do?