Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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Sushimomo 0
"Darling, I swear it was about you!"
DocBastard 40
So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!
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Comments (207)
missleahv 0
How do you have any liquid left over for wet dreams on your honeymoon???
chitown23 4
Isn't that the point of honeymoon is just to have sex constantly
missleahv 0
Haha basically!!!
omzz05 2
Well time to call the ex up nd bang her one last time :)
hqbrat 8
This means 2things A) your not over her and B) she's hotter then your wife
skyeyez9 25
It is only a dream. Don't worry too much. They are safely secured inside your head. Dreaming about an ex isn't a big deal as long as you don't go looking to hook up with her in real life.
Nudi_fml 13
Its all fun and games until you call the wife by the ex's name. Need to get over those feelings
GoldenGrizzly 7
Im sorry Noor but your husband is a violent woman beater... I may have trolled my friend on the game. He gets so mad when you don't follow the exact sequence. Ezio beat all these people to death. It was terrible.
Nudi_fml 13
Sounds like you committed to a new relationship way too fast.
GoldenGrizzly 7
I would figure out the trigger for these dreams you are having. Is it something your ex did that you liked in bed? Did you guys do interesting role play or some other "game" that you have not done with your wife? You need to be open to her about what you need in bed. I wouldn't tell her about these dreams because it would hurt her more than help her. I would be devestated if my new husband had intense wet dreams about another woman on my honeymoon with him. I would never tell her, ever. But, I would figure out what the wet dreams have that your current sex life doesn't (besides your ex) and then introduce that into the bedroom. Try to talk about some sexual fantasies you have and try out some new stuff.
immaMonsta 8
I see a lot of posts with people assuming that his ex his hotter than his wife. It doesn't say anywhere in the FML that his ex was hotter, nor does it mean that she is hotter just because he had a wet dream about her. All it means is that he is attracted to her and is most likely not over her.
J3NNI3LYNN 9
Just think about all the reasons why you guys broke up and why you got married to your wife.
irishman1989 0
Oh snap son. She must have been WAY hotter than your wife. And that's including the sex.