Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
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Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blowjob. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
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Shawnie Gallant 24
That wouldn’t feel very good, for your current boyfriend. One might think that you’re not over the ex.
chris_lillo 15
This is more an FML for your boyfriend
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Comments (9)
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
shouldnt tell your bf about your ex that way he wouldnt have know it was about him
Alup132 22
But he heard her say his name...
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
i mean if he didnt know it was the exes name, like she must have told him before about the ex as if she didnt could've made out she doesn't know whose name she was calling
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
i mean if he didnt know it was the exes name, like she must have told him before about the ex as if she didnt could've made out she doesn't know whose name she was calling
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
i mean if he didnt know it was the exes name, like she must have told him before about the ex as if she didnt could've made out she doesn't know whose name she was calling abd the bf would be none the wiser
Shawnie Gallant 24
That wouldn’t feel very good, for your current boyfriend. One might think that you’re not over the ex.
chris_lillo 15
This is more an FML for your boyfriend
stormy0307 16
It’s a dream. You can’t control those. Both my wife and I have sex dreams about other people from time to time. We tell each other about it, laugh about it a bit and go about our day. Don’t sweat it OP.