Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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Sushimomo 0
"Darling, I swear it was about you!"
DocBastard 40
So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!
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Comments (207)
yaoifreak 8
It's a sign RUN!!!
zumiez069 5
Then you shouldnt get married
auzz1_pride 9
20) your right marriage shouldn't just be based on attractiveness or how great your sex life is, but if both of those are really lame then you can expect a bad outcome in the next 2-5years
auzz1_pride 9
once again noor your post has Left my rofling Ty.
auzz1_pride 9
I'd love to know what you guys mean by "it's a jersey thing" although I don't live in the states so what do I know :L
iLikethenumber7 4
Inception!
downtime 13
ITS A DREAM. ****. People dream about all kinds of random things, it doesn't MEAN anything. It doesn't even mean the ex is more attractive, better in bed or someone he's still attached to. Have none of you ever dreamt about sleeping with someone and woken up going "what the ****..."?
Darlena830 0
Sometimes repeated fantasies about an ex can mean there's something she gave you which your wife doesn't. This isn't a sign you aren't over the other woman or dont love your wife, but you may want to see what you are missing. For example, it could just be because of the new commitment your experiencing a perfectly natural desire for less commitment that you had with the old woman. I don't know you or your relationship- so I can't speak as to what it is your missing, maybe it's just the way she kissed, or something else. It could also just be a subconscious no real reason for it type of thing too :)
jkemp1984 10
Wet dreams come from a result of not ejaculating when you're awake. Just get busy with your new wife and the dreams will cease.. The wet ones anyway.
FMLgirl11 11
Just because he would no longer ejaculate doesn't remove the fantasy. His life still sucks either way. lol
Classlfied 4
What's the difference between a vacuum and your wife? After 10 years your vacuum still sucks