Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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Sushimomo 0
"Darling, I swear it was about you!"
DocBastard 40
So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!
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Comments (207)
KiddNYC1O 22
Adds a new essence to "Who the **** did I marry?"
KiddNYC1O 22
Who would vote this down??
ghirahim 5
I love Desmond.
gibbyguppy 0
Lolz
perdix 31
Are you having a celibate honeymoon? I've never heard of people having wet dreams if they are getting enough awake sex. Is that possible?
babyshaft408 8
Nice that's all ur getten on ur honeymoon wet dreams? U should be spray painting it wives face. :()
geod69 8
Remember when telling the story it was her in the dream
hateevryone 15
Don't tell your wife. And don't ever cheat!!!!
jannielovesjack 0
I dont really agree with this comment either but you would, of course, want to be AT LEAST somewhat attracted to the person you're marrying. After all, who wants to be with someone for the rest of their life who looks like a baboon?
Jlovenick 1
haha thats great.
tootsie68 22
OP is OBVIOUSLY attracted to his wife if he married her...