Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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Sushimomo 0
"Darling, I swear it was about you!"
DocBastard 40
So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!
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Comments (207)
heavyworshiper 3
Ouch that's not good. Plus, you don't have wet dreams usually if your currently having sex...maybe your not getting any on your honeymoon.
JOEGERNAUTT 1
That's ok, I don't see anything wrong with it as long as the Mrs doesn't find out anyway lol. The way I see it, as long as you don't act on it and it just keeps you alive have at it.
kriz_allizwell 6
inception!
somewizdom 15
Makes you wonder if you married the right one.
kp4294 2
Not to diagnose, but I believe this is an unresolved issue you have. It doesn't necessarily mean you want her back, but that it wasn't the outcome you wanted.
capnbzarr 43
Doesn't matter; had dream-sex.
RoseCrystal 17
Don't stress, OP. Your brain is just sorting things out, dreaming of your ex does not mean you still love her and not your wife. It just means she happened to pop up on your mind as you slept. As for the wet dream, well don't most men do that anyways, so its just a natural occurrence. There, I've said my piece for the day.
OfficeNinja 5
My advice is to keep this to yourself. Dreams are just random misfires of your brain, and don't have to reflect what you think or feel when awake. No point in screwing up your marriage before it really starts. And you are on your honeymoon. GET OFF THE INTERNET! I went on a week long cruise, then the day after returning went to Disney for 4 days. No computer, no Internet, and for the cruise no phone.
gracehi 33
PWNED by your subconscious! Sorry, OP :(
ryannroxers 5
Bummer dude