Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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Sushimomo 0
"Darling, I swear it was about you!"
DocBastard 40
So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!
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Comments (207)
eddyg94 11
I'm amazed you have enough juice to have three wet dreams, on your honeymoon!
EmreArslan 11
There is more where that came from. Yeah... Want some?
Torva_fml 16
Shut up, pervert.
flawrblah 0
Exactly.. Obviously the wife is Already slacking
thisiscat 14
Your just physically attracted to her I hope your attracted to your wife because of what's inside :)
M0NK3Yz 2
inside is the baby ... he ****** that why !!!
thisiscat 14
No, her organs silly.
Birdie_Sage 0
Her organs aren't that sexy!
RedPillSucks 33
She has a piano, anyway....
vagheem1 1
Ya the inside of her cooter maybe
deviable 9
Wet dreams can be about weird things, they're not necessarily what you actually want. As long as you love your wife and are loyal to her, it shouldn't be a problem. I just hope you aren't a sleep talker.
perdix 31
I hope to God you have the brains, decency and good sense NOT to tell your wife the truth about this! Tell her you were dreaming of her or some celebrity/**** star. Letting her know that you are dreaming of your ex may cause you to lose your wet-dreaming apparatus in your sleep.
reenkaur 7
wet dreaming apparatus! :D that made me chuckle
tylersign 11
Because OP's ex may be more attractive than his wife, that doesn't mean he married the wrong person. If someone believes that you should base marriage off of looks or even bed-ly abilities, I feel sorry for them. And if that's the case for you (as I took this comment), then I feel sorry for you.
fuzzbuck1 4
You should wear a diaper:)
MommaMuff 6
No....just no.
jmichael11 9
Sad that you actually had a wet dream on your honey moon, let alone a grown man haha.
unixdude 9
He had a wet dream on a grown man??
reenkaur 7
^ if you need to ask yourself this question..you probably are wierd:-D
Birdie_Sage 0
No... He married the wrong girl. FYL.
idontknowyou123 0
Lemme guess, the kicker is that your ex is your wife's long lost twin maybe?