Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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Sushimomo 0
"Darling, I swear it was about you!"
DocBastard 40
So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!
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Comments (207)
RussianFox 13
It's an FML, that's the point.
gonad_gobbler 1
I was going to try and come up with something clever, but what the hell threesome!
grannygruber 6
ALL dreams, including the wet ones are just a way for your subconcious to sort things out. It doesn't mean the EX was hotter or better in bed or that you aren't over her. Learn to control what happens in your dreams. It's called Lucid Dreaming and anyone can do it. You just have to learn to recognize you are dreaming and change it to suit you.
syraxthered 5
Damn, on your honeymoon and still can't get rid of your horny-ness
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
As someone studying to become a clinical psychologist, this is how I see it- it's not that he's still sexually attracted to his ex, his wife isn't as hot etc. its about the life change he is experiencing. Marriage is a huge step in life and a huge adjustment psychologically. In part, he might be mourning the loss of his freedom and his ex represents his freedom as he wasn't married to or "tied down" by her in such a way as marriage. I wouldn't worry OP, give it time and this will work itself out, its a natural part of adjusting to a major life change.
ohgoud 1
That sucks for your wife!
pagullarka 9
Dreams tell you what your subconscious mind is thinking. You just got married give a little time it will be ok.
skyeyez9 25
Ezio is Hawt! I thought I was the only one to think so...at least I know I'm not the only weird fangirl.
sweetmama88 6
Why would you marry someone whom your going to be married for a lifetime, and dream about your ex? You , honest to god have to get over your ex, so you can have a great marriage.
betterNowThanLat 5
It's not like he dreampt about his ex on purpose, thats how your making it seem. Dreams just happen. You cant always control what your dreaming about.
EatSleepSports52 0
Ummm... Don't tell your wife.