Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
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Comet_Candy 23
That must have been one sexy box!
studave 8
I hope you didn't get a paper cut
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Comments (143)
Comet_Candy 23
That must have been one sexy box!
alexwow1 13
Who was the girl you were having sexual intercourse with
LeFrogDog 27
what do you think sponge bob and Patrick did in the imagination box
PterodactylMan 23
She must have been a "Boxy" lady
iazy9 14
It probably reminded him of his grand father's finger box.
ShyAnn29 15
Ooh, I don't blame you OP, I mean, boxes these days are very sexy!
fuckedPriceless 17
Que Family Guy quote here ~ "It's my sex box!" "No it's my sex box!!" "No it's my sex box! An her name's Carol!"
maximus_prime 24
The box must have had sexy flaps, huge but sexy.
WeAreAHurricane 14
You should step out of the box next time.
lexi365 20
Well hey, a cardboard box is loyal and won't cheat on OP. (I hope)
jedorr07 5
I mean the female "box" is always fun. I'd say you just created your own fetish OP
tragicnightmare 15
"Ooo, look at them sexy corners"
Ziggyboo 10
I don't know... Maybe OP prefers storage containers with curves. ;)
devinawitt 8
It must have been a MacBook Pro box.
ohcheriecherie 20
maybe it was boxxy!
warriorkalia 3
Was just wondering that, actually.
studave 8
I hope you didn't get a paper cut
thisiscool19 14
XD Me neither they hurt!!!
adam3650 12
Yeah. Paper cuts hurt but cardboard cuts are on another level.
angeluv_2014 22
What kind of protection would they use? Bubble wrap? Foam peanuts?
ThatStrangeGuy 6
Just think, at least it was good. Must've been a super sexy box.
ottokat 15
I just moved to Chicago and I am absolutely surrounded by cardboard boxes right now...
RoboCunnilingus 23
I'm wondering if OP ate the box too.
lifeofpie25 16
you must have torn it apart
Murilirum 23
FML just keeps getting better and better.
SherBear133 7
He must have had a nice package.
Blackcatluck 19
He? Cardboard boxes have genders?
SherBear133 7
Yup... Don't objectify him :P
krazykyra 12
Nailed it.
Pstraka6 20
Dreams can be pretty weird. I dreamt I was a fighting robots with a cheeto gun. As kool as that is, it does not at all describe me, what I like or who I am. So I think you're safe
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Everyone knows you can't kill robots with Cheetos. You need to use a Doritos bow and arrow to take those ******* down. Preferably Cool Ranch to short circuit their hard drives.
Pstraka6 20
Believe me..ik. I woke up in sweats after I just lost the battle
Dessert_ed_FML 9
I read your cheetos and doritos ammo - story and now i am hungry and there's no cheetos and doritos to eat. FML
Wizardo 34
"The card reads, From Russia... With Love?"
lyssgross 16
In soviet Russia, sexy cardboard boxes have wet dreams about you. Excuse the bad meme, couldn't help it!
colvindj 22
in your dream, did you caress those luscious corners?
MrConcise 35
I hope you know "Dick in a Box" isn't about sex with a box.
ArielTheMermaid 17
1) cut a hole in the box
izzybd 20
Step 2: put your junk in that box
klovemachine 24
Step 3: ejaculate :-D
illegalbeagle69 23
dumbass.. 3. make her open that box