Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I was feeling horny, so I told my boyfriend, who lives 30 minutes away, that "I really needed him". He replied, "Did you fall in the toilet again?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
theunwiseone 4
He probably finished himself off in the bathroom and fell asleep.
unjustlychicken 10
Maybe you just tired him out that much....
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (92)
unjustlychicken 10
Maybe you just tired him out that much....
rockinguitar 4
Dammit u beat me to it! Nnnnooooo
rooh123 5
He probably shxt himself to sleep, aha
GothicAngel17 24
it's bullshit how small an amount of FMLs actually get published daily.
GothicAngel17 24
WTF I didn't even reply to a comment? This app glitches too much.
Jonkbaby 23
take a dump on your boyfren
Valdrek 26
He had to wait too long for his boner to go down so he could piss without it hitting him in the face and decided to take a quick nap to fasten the process as the thought of your ass was too much to bear whilst awake.
Kikitann 9
I've read somewhere that if your partner falls asleep after sex, it means they're in love with you. Psychological fact or something like that. Well, yeah. Just sayin c:
csalem901 0
88- or they're tired..
jackgoldstein 5
Doesn't matter, partially had sex
spinx13 0
everybody can't be good at everything. give up sex now if you're not willing to educate yourself in the art of the nasty.
Branflakes78 13
shut up,sex is hard to give up just like smoking(I don't smoke), but why jack off your whole life, when you can enjoy sex with a beautiful person! maybe you should get out in life.
whennotlooking 0
Half of the FMLs on this app are about sex. If you don't like it, just delete the app.
Rei_Ayanami 18
It seems a lot of people on here pass out during sex... That can't be healthy. Perhaps they have blood pressure issues or acute anemia and just tire easily?
iamyummylicious 14
Or maybe Olympic marathon sex for 5 hours is exhausting.
Jonkbaby 23
honey there ain't nothing cute about it..
MelLynn 0
They didn't say cute they said acute there's a difference lol. It means having a rapid or sudden onset of a medical condition i.e. she said anemia
MissHayleyJames 7
Or it could be life. Life makes you exhausted and often times it makes you to exhausted for sex.
SALthe3rd 4
I once fell asleep while getting a handjob. Sometimes it just happens.
RedPillSucks 33
Any one ever fall asleep while jacking off? Just me?.... Oh *shuffles off to the bathroom with some lotion and a pillow*
theunwiseone 4
He probably finished himself off in the bathroom and fell asleep.
thehouseaddict 3
He was probably bored.
AugustBurnsToast 14
That whole scenario must have been pretty lame haha
zingline89 18
Its hard going to the bathroom with a stiffy. Give the guy a break he had to wait for mr woodpecker to go home.
SaMmIMonster96 6
Lol, is that what you call yours??
zingline89 18
No I call mine munchkin. To this day I regret naming it on opposite day.
SaMmIMonster96 6
Ah, now let's not get a-head of ourselves.. Although your comment made me laugh hysterically :)
SaMmIMonster96 6
I guess us girls need to step it up a notch.. Just kidding
Goatinsfriend 8
Reminds me about the other stories like these.
baseballplaya5 7
Did you at least give him a blanket