Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
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Top comments
theunwiseone 4
He probably finished himself off in the bathroom and fell asleep.
unjustlychicken 10
Maybe you just tired him out that much....
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Comments (92)
proud2fly 7
If you gotta go, you gotta go. Would you rather them go on you? I think not.
SarahJaine 5
Doesn't matter, still had sex.
GVirdi 11
I see that on every sex FML now..
dabram71 1
Owch
israelnotjacob 20
He could have just suddenly gotten a really bad intestinal cramp. Trying to finish sex when it feels like your bowels are about to explode would be far more unpleasant. It would be awkward to have leave during sex, but sometimes you have no choice.
GVirdi 11
Calm down he was just resting so he'll have enough energy for another around OP's probably too much for the poor guy
wellwang 2
You made it up?right?
Sumo69 9
Trying to pretending you're sleeping on the toilet trick to get out of sex not very original
slushpup9696 12
28 - Well don't have sex with guys who don't treat you well.
I_heart_sex 1
Maybe you seeking attention from the wrong set of guys.
greenmen 12
I can't imagine how sex can bore guys! ????????????
MelLynn 0
It can for many reason the girls vajayjay been ran threw and it's stretched an squishy sliding in like a sliding board. At least that's what my male co workers say. A vajayjay should be tight and wet not loose.