Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
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theunwiseone 4
He probably finished himself off in the bathroom and fell asleep.
unjustlychicken 10
Maybe you just tired him out that much....
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Comments (92)
Emperorerror 8
YDI it for having sex at 5 in the morning.
jackierothrock 2
atleast he doesn't feel the need to fake anything with you
mommy21 16
Hahah I guess you tuckered the poor guy out! Lol